— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) October 18, 2014
If current nonsensical Ebola hysteria is any indication, terrorists could probably wipe out any major US city with a mere cootie rumor.
— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) October 6, 2014
Yaffa Cafe RIP
— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) October 2, 2014
This morning I braced myself, bit a pillow & watched the SOCK JOB footage we shot this week on a giant screen. Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous!
— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) September 5, 2014
Today I was just in a woodsy, upstate herb shop, where a 6-year-old yelled: "Hey mom! Guess what it smells like in here? Lesbian salad!"
— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) August 4, 2014