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"Bushisms"
an examination of the often mis-understood "conservative southernspeak" and it's imbedded audial semiotics |
I've been watching the presidential debates avidly this year. The first
debate had Kerry sticking to his facts and Bush kind of doing OK but then
failing all over the place during the second half. The second one had Bush
coming back stronger (duh!) and Kerry sticking to the same routine and
also getting a little brainy. All through it, a lot of my friends (mostly
Bush-haters) were always pointing out, first and foremost, certain verbal
and personality quirks that George W. Bush possesses in public. Every time
I hear someone laughingly talk about how Bush is a "moron" in front of
a camera, I'm kind of like... I dunno... don't they realize every time
Bush says "internets" on national TV (like he did in the second debate)
without flinching that his support base creams their jeans? No I mean really
cream
their jeans and feel like its the very word of God?
These subtle verbal red flags have neutron bomb powers within their respective
zones, and act as decoys for those un-hip to their semiotics, which signify
unspoken rules. Bush saying "I've been hearing rumors on the internets..."
or bobbing his head every which way in confusion during press conferences
sends a POWERFUL message to his base supporters. In their eyes it says
that Bush is a very real person, a simple man, with good, homespun values.
He's lost in the "Hollyweird" world of media politics, even perhaps a little
worn from it... but he's gonna keep trudging on despite how foolish he
may look because "those people's" rules are irrelevant to the big picture.
It's kind of an underdog thing like in a "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington"
way but with more limos.
When Bush said "internets" there was a pause before he said it, as if he
was actually having to collect his thoughts to be able to pronounce it
correctly (a lie - he knows it by heart) and then the word was delivered
slightly slow, and pronounced with a subtle up-turn in pitch, like at the
end of a question, as if he was actually asking those listening if they
he was pronouncing it correctly. Every Bush supporter tuned in to those
debates screamed with ecstasy and maybe passed out with sheer delight like
those clips from the audience at the Ed Sullivan Show for The Beatles.
It's true.
I grew up in Southern Baptist circles in Dallas, Texas for most of my formative
years. Many of the adults I was around (at church mainly - duh) exhibited
these characteristics. It's all an act, but it's a social grace that is
expected within the clan. They pronounce certain words with a feigned apprehension
and a touch of phony ignorance. These are words that represent NEW objects,
places, technologies or social concepts that have not been fully integrated
into traditional society for at least a couple of decades, but are nevertheless
obviously very popular in the society at large, and that the speaker is
aware of. It's a romantic unfamiliarity communicated with verbal cues.
It's feigned ignorance that moves one upwards in those particular social
circles. Weirdly, it's mostly the men who do it. Southern christian women
can get away with saying new fangled words representing things not fully
accepted by family values-preaching subcultures. They can just blurb out,
without pause, "new hat" or "microwave" or "aloe vera" without pause. Women
can get away with it because the traditional rules of femininity within
their realms gives a green light to becoming familiar with new things quickly,
and even talking about them enthusiastically. But for a man in those circles
to say a word like "internet" with brisk ease, and no pause to collect
his thoughts, is to seal the doom of his reputation amongst his peers.
Remember how everyone was mocking that Republican publicity campaign to
change the words "french fries" to "freedom fries" in response to France's
refusal to support the U.S. position on Iraq during 2003? Everyone was
all "Haw! Haw! Can you believe the stupidity!" and loudly and proudly
pointing out how truly laughable the whole thing was because the actual
food came from Belgium and really had nothing to do with France, and the
word "french fries" was just developed over time due to complex linguistic
paths throughout American history. A correct rebuttal, but a total misfire.
These people were impenetrable to that accusation. To counter-attack with
such bookish brainy-ness was to only strengthen the original plan. In fact,
whether they knew it at the time or not, upon learning this fact, it no
doubt made their resolve that much stronger, and their proud smiles that
much wider. To be familiar with how french fries got their name, or that
they were invented in Belgium, would be very bad. To be unfamiliar with
culinary history would be very good. My bet is that many of them knew all
along.
Remember the first time you heard "shock and awe" uttered from a Republican's
totally serious, without-irony face on television? Remember how you instantly
understood what they were trying to convey, but you were thrilled
and delightfully "baffled" at how stupid-sounding and clueless and parody-proof
the whole grouping of words was? Sure did sound stupid didn't it?
Not that they're plotting and scheming... far from it. These thought processes
are automatic. Laugh at Bush all you want, but don't misinterpret his verbal
flubs as mistakes. They're affects. Trust me.
Copyright
Mark Allen - 2004
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