7/1/02:
No dreams.
7/2/02:
No dreams.
7/3/02:
I'm in some weird giant
house that looks like it is in Los Angeles. The house is fantastic - a
massive ranch style home with giant window walls, huge natural rock fireplaces,
plush white carpet, weird concrete furniture with cushions - really nice.
I live there with my parents but somehow I have avoided seeing them
for two years even though we all live in the same house - weird. It's like
they live on another wing. At one point I go to sleep and when I wake up
I see that some of the lights I had on in the living room have been turned
off. I freak out. Is someone secretly in the house? I think my parents
are out. I get up and look around the big house. I suddenly remember that
Jim
is there with me, it was him that turned the lights off. I go back to sleep
. As I am sleeping on the couch I see that Jim is going through all kinds
of my stuff... looking in closets, going through papers. Every time I wake
up he is in another part of the room going through stuff - he always stops
and looks at me and then goes back to what he is doing. We never speak
the whole time. It is then that I realize the living room kind of looks
like Dave Doorknob's childhood home living room. I also realize
that our living room looks like part of L.E.R. Schimelpfenig Library in
Plano, Texas.
It is night time now
and the inside of the house is pretty dark. The moonlight is coming in
through the windows. I see and hear some kids that seem to be in out yard
and are rough housing and play fighting. They are little black girls with
their hair tied up in that way little black girls do with the hair divided
into different part sections and clear beads and hair ties with little
transparent marble looking things. One of the girls has another girl in
a head lock and has banged her against one of the big glass windows in
the front. They are laughing. As I hear them I say to Jim "I'd better go
check that out!" and Jim agrees. I start to sit up from the couch then
I realize I'm scared to go to the front of the house because I might run
into my mother. I can kind of "see" the entrance to my parent's massive
bedroom and can see their room. I see the bed is empty and everything in
the room and the area of the house is dark. I hear this ominous music playing
as my "dream camera eye" does a slow close up on the dark, empty bed. I
think a breeze is blowing through their empty bedroom. It's creepy and
desolate.
7/4/02:
All I remember is being at some function in Denton, Texas (my college town) that was held in an abandoned Pizza Hut near Fry street by Mistress Formika.
7/5/02:
Memories of the dream are really vague. I know Cloris Leechman was in the dream, or the subject of her. As well as blueberries... something about their dark juice. Also I remember looking at a DVD box or poster for the old movie "Attack of the Giant Leeches".
7/6/02:
No dreams.
7/7/02:
All I remember is this image of a guy's face. He is young, tan, has beard stubble, looks Italian and like a model. He has big sunglasses on. It looks like a spread in a fashion magazine. I may even be looking at a photo - his face is kind of angled and the color picture is kind of grain-y. There is this strip of white plastic tape with red letters on it being placed over the guy's mouth. It looks like police crime scene tape except it is white with red letters rather than yellow with black letters. It is being placed over his mouth as if to censor or silence him. The writing on the tape is in Italian.
7/8/02:
Very long dream... but
all I remember are these scenarios:
Something involving
me talking to John Waters. I seemed to be hanging around him - I
think we were at a fancy restaurant with round tables that had red tablecloths
on them. He carried a black cane with a silver handle. We were talking
about stuff. John is smiling a lot as he talks but saying really angry,
mean stuff and I am confused about his intentions and what he really feels.
Then I was in Hong
Kong with
Mistress Formika. We were sitting back stage at some show
and were talking about something.
Then I was "witnessing"
some sort of battle on a battlefield. I seem to be high overhead looking
down on two armies have a battle on a grass field. It looked like something
from the past, like a medieval era war. The field had grass on it that
was brown in some patches. Some of the army men seemed to be in some sort
of armor and were on horses with lances, I think. It was hard to see from
so high up. The battle almost looked kind of choreographed too. Then later
I am witnessing a kind of "close up" of about five of the army men in a
circle, hugging. I think the battle is over. They look like some kind of
alien creatures or something. They are all very fat and have blue skin.
They have warthog heads - like they are half human half warthogs, with
snouts and mouth horns. They have these bright red hair patches that grow
off the top of their heads like broom bristles. They have some kind of
war clothes on. When they hug, these green belts they have on all start
to glow and make this green, fluorescent-looking light emit all around
them.
7/9/02:
Can't remember much... I do remember some scenario where there were zero's - like the number (0) - floating over my bed in the air and I could see them. They were white and kind of glowing - they always seemed to be facing me, like I never saw one turn and become just a little vertical flat line (were they in 3-D or 2-D?). I got the impression that they had been removed from sentences or math problems somewhere and were gathering over my bedspread. They kind of hovered about five inches over the royal blue comforter - and when I shifted the comforter they kind of adjusted and moved in "waves".
7/10/02:
I am riding my bike across the Williamsburg Bridge towards Brooklyn. In the center of the bridge, a large section of the upper level (which now is the walkway and under construction) is missing. It does not look like a disaster - like it's just gone suddenly or has been removed. Cars can still pass on the lower level, but are stopped anyway by construction workers and cops trying to control the small crowd. A lot of people have gathered on the walkway on both sides of the "hole" on the upper part. They are all looking towards Manhattan - looking uptown - and pointing. Like watching something. I get the impression that they are all looking at some kind of disaster.
7/11/02:
I'm in some giant hotel.
There seems to be all kinds of activity in it. It's a huge hotel - and
I don't know what city I'm in. I am with these people I don't know. We
are in this shoe store on one level of the hotel. What's weird is that
we are being held there against our will by these really scary people from
the FBI or maybe they are mafia or maybe both I'm not sure. There is one
woman and about four guys - they are all dressed very nice and they are
armed. The woman kind of looks like the secret government woman with the
metal hand from the movie "Repo Man". I'm not sure where they are from
but they tracked us down here and it's big time scary - they mean us real
harm. It seems like they are going to make sure we don't leave until some
point, like their boss shows up or something - and then they are going
to kidnap us and take us off somewhere and something awful is going to
happen. Right outside the open door to the little shoe store are people
walking around. All of us are afraid to yell for help because the people
holding us there have guns and we know they are not afraid to just shoot
us if one of us yells out. At one point some people come into the store
and start looking around. The FBI/mafia people put their hands over their
weapons and look at us like "Be cool..." I take out a little piece of paper
and write on it "Help us... this is not a joke. We are being held here
against our will by these people and they are going to kill us. They are
FBI." As I am writing it I see one of the thugs sees me doing it. He knows
what I'm up to and that I plan on giving the note to one of the customers.
I start to pretend that what I am writing is just little doodles and that
I'm just drawing for fun or out of boredom... so my letters on the note
have all kinds of curly q's and scribbles all on them. It's like the sentence
I wrote is now in some sort of code that looks like a child's doodle pad
or a note pad that people keep by the phone to doodle on and draw nonsensical
shapes on while talking on it. It makes no sense - I hope when I give it
to the person they can read it and take it seriously. They will probably
think I'm just nuts. The mafia guy is still watching me like a hawk right
over me as I draw - he totally knows what I'm up to. I remember thinking
that if another person in my group were to give the same customer a similar
note that we might have a better chance of getting out of this. As soon
as the customer walks by me (a woman) I take the note and hold it out in
her direction, ready to tap her on the shoulder. The mafia guy reaches
over and yanks it out of my hand and says "I'll take that thank you very
much!" and crumples it in his hand. He looks knowingly at the mafia woman
and they both smile.
Then a scenario shift:
I'm still in the hotel but it seems to be another time and another situation.
I guess I got out of that situation earlier. There appears to be a convention
of amish or maybe mormon people in the hotel. They don't dress like amish
but they dress very strangely, like out-of-date clothes and clothes that
look like they are from a second hand shop. I know they are devoutly religious
in some way. Maybe they are Jehovah's witnesses. I am with some guy I don't
know in a hallway of the hotel and we are meeting another guy. They guy
we are meeting is an older, middle aged guy in a suit. He shows up and
we make plans to split up and meet again the next morning. The religious
people are all around us - it's very busy. The middle age guy says "OK
goodnight I'm going to my room." and we say goodnight and get into an elevator.
The elevator is huge and brightly lit with fluorescent lights. In the elevator
two of the religious people; a woman and her daughter. The woman is dressed
in this ratty baby blue cardigan sweater and a long gray stretch fabric
skirt and black ballet shoes. Her hair is dyed very dark black and is in
this ridiculous curled up style that looks like it was severely curled
with a curling iron. The curls run all the way down the length of the hair
and look like they are sprayed rock hard with hair spray. It looks like
a wig. A joke wig. My friend, once we get on the elevator and see this,
starts laughing hysterically at it, they trying to hide his laugher. I
am doing the same. The woman and her daughter ignore us - or I don't know
if they even notice us - and they keep just pushing buttons on the elevator.
When the two people get off, I see out the open door that the middle aged
guy is leaving his room to go out for the evening - I guess he isn't going
to bed after all.
Then a scenario shift:
I am with Guillaume in this very small movie theater inside the
hotel. The back of the theater has an open door where you see people in
the hotel walking around - kind of like the shoe store. So it's not entirely
dark in the theater. The movie we are watching is about some guy who dresses
up in some silly bat costume and breaks into people's rooms in this very
hotel and tries to scare them. Guillaume and I are the only ones in the
theater. When the movie is over we start having sex in our seats. We use
our popcorn and big cups of soda ice.
Then a scenario shift.
I am in my room in the hotel. It is late at night. My room is filled with
stuff - like I have been living in the room a long time. I am shutting
the blinds on the window near my bed and reflecting on the days events...
what a day. I am going to bed.
7/12/02:
I'm in my old church
that I used to have to go to constantly in Texas as a child. It a massive
traditional Southern Baptist chapel. Giant, while walls, balcony all the
way around, big white columns, baptismal thing in the back up front filled
with water, brown wood pews and red, red carpet. I seem to live there in
the chapel like it's my house. Everything is always very dim. I also see
that I can kind of "sense" that the inside of Collin Creek Mall (a mall
in Texas I used to hang out in) kind of occupies the big chapel space -
kind of like a superimposed photograph. When I'm up on one of the high
balconies I can look out into the big open space of the dim chapel and
see - like a super imposed image of the levels and stores and fountains
of Collin Creek Mall - very weird. Like I inhabit both spaces at once.
I think my mom lives there in the double weird space with me somewhere.
I get the impression
that there are these tubes that connect the space to Jim in NYC,
and these tubes transfer information to me. Jim is sending me parts of
music. We are writing ten songs together and there are ten tubes. Jim is
sending each part of each song that he has worked on through each tube.
I look down and see each tube leads to it's own 4-track recorder on the
red carpet/tile of the chapel/mall floor. I hear my mom in the background
somewhere saying "Mark what are you doing?"
7/13/02:
There is some weird
place I am living in - like a series of buildings. The buildings are in
a weird, flat, urban area. There is a big creek that runs behind one of
the buildings that I always see, also a freeway overpass that seems to
pass over part of the tow. There are a lot of chain link fences around.
In some places there are tree areas but mostly it's flat. I seem to live
in one of the buildings with these two girls I don't know. The residence
seems temporary, almost like I'm in school. There is an art class or something
of the sort in another one of the buildings that I attend every day. In
the class is this blond guy that apparently already has quite a reputation
in the art scene in this little town. Everyone seems to think he's going
to be a famous artist, yet he is still in school. He is extremely cocky
and has the strange personality combination of wanting attention but is
also loner. He just walks in and out of the class whenever he wants and
yells things over the teacher's lecturing just because he can - and the
teachers always let him because they think he's going to be famous so he's
a "special case".
I am in direct competition
with this guy in the class. No one says so, except for my close friends
(the two girls that are my roommates) but everyone has their eyes on the
two of us. The blond guy seems very aware of my actions and seems to kind
of subtly set up scenarios to "psyche" me out or test my nerve. He never
speaks to me though.
At one point in the
class it turns out that we both just happen to be creating the exact same
art piece for the class project. The project is a re-creation of a photograph
of the
Professor, Mary Ann and Ginger taken on the
set of "Gilligan's Island" while it was being shot. The Professor is sitting
on a wood bench with a table in one of the grass huts and Mary Ann and
Ginger are standing beside him. They all look very serious. You can tell
it is not a still from the TV show, but a picture snapped at some point
by someone on the set. You can see the shadows from the camera's flash
and the actors appear to be somewhat out of character. I think the reproduced
photo was found in some TV memorabilia magazine. Anyway, for some reason
me and the blond guy have both, just by coincidence, chosen to re-create
this exact photo using whatever medium we want. How that impossible coincidence
happened I have no idea.
So I go to the classroom
every day, sometimes twice a day, at night too, and think about how I am
going to re-create this photo. The blond guy always has a big space in
the classroom taken over with all his notebooks of notes and working materials.
Even when he's not there. I get the impression that he has them laid out
because he wants me to look at them, but maybe it's just my own self-centeredness
- I don't know. At one point one of my roommates is in the classroom with
me and she is telling me that our other roommate, whom I just realized
is Kate Pierson from The B-52's, should pose as Ginger in my re-creation
photograph - because from the side, and with the right wig and exact dress,
she looks just like the photo. For some reason, our roommate Kate, is living
with us because she just had a bad break or something and is kind of laying
low. My roommate says this will be good to lift her spirits. I kind of
reluctantly agree and walk out of the classroom. I am angry because the
weird competition going on with the blond guy is keeping me from concentrating
fully on my project. It's frustrating.
I walk to another part
of the school that has this fancy, dimly lit restaurant with a pool right
next to it. I go inside and jump in the pool. There are these two woman
who work at the pool and who keep handing me towels and telling me the
hours the pool is open while I swim and stuff. Suddenly I notice that the
pool isn't filled with water, but is filled with this off-white, translucent,
blobby goo-like stuff. One of the women at the pool tells me that if I
hold up handfuls of the goo in the air while swimming in it, and then look
upwards as I let the goo drop out of my hand onto my face, that I will
see "the perfect new work of art" or "the next big art movement" that will
blow away the blond guy and, hence, be the solution to my problems. It
seems the goo in the pool is a kind of soothsayer that can predict the
future of the art world. So I do it... when the goo runs out of my hands
towards my face, it always makes these scary ghost-like images... like
a ghost with a face that has black eyes and a mouth with sharp teeth that
is coming towards me. I do it several times and it always makes a similar
shape. I'm like "Whatever..." and I get out of the pool and go back into
the art room. I see that the blond guy has a copy of the Gilligan's Island
photo now laying amongst his stuff. He is just walking out of the room
as I enter.
Then it's the next
morning and I wake up and decide to go jogging. I see that the blond guy
is also jogging. I get the impression that he doesn't jog but is doing
it just to "psyche" me out. I get this impression because he is following
my exact jogging route. Sometimes running way ahead of me, then ducking
into a corner and then jumping right out in front of me, running in the
perpendicular direction, when I pass him and causing us to almost collide.
He keeps doing stuff like this. Am I a paranoid schizophrenic or is he
really doing this stuff? I am so over the art project at this point.
Then a scenario shift:
I am at the Hamilton Fish Recreation Center pool in NYC. The pool seems
to be indoors inside a giant room rather than outside (which it usually
is). There are a bunch of kids around and adult swimming instructors. I
have my clothes on and am walking by the pool and seem to be leaving. I
see at the corner by the edge of the pool is this little girl and a female
swimming instructor, both crouched down - doing something. When I get closer
I hear the instructor tell the little girl "You need 48 separate injections."
I look down and see the instructor has a fishing tackle box willed with
little syringes all lined up in neat rows. I get the impression that all
the kids at the pool have some medical condition and this is their day
out and that the swimming instructors are also their nurses and caretakers.
I look at the little girl and she looks unfazed by this. She is looking
at her thumb, apparently where all the injections are going to take place.
I look at the little girl and say "Don't worry, after the first few, you
will stop feeling them... it's really not that bad!" and the girl just
looks at me with a blank expression. The instructor says something like
"See? This man says it won't hurt!" and the little girl doesn't respond.
I walk away, towards the exit doors. Just before I reach the door, I feel
this great force pulling me backwards. It pulls me back and I land on the
floor, on my back, with my arms above my head - palms up and flat on the
tile floor. For some reason I can't get up. My hands are clasped together
almost like they are handcuffed. Someone or something is doing something
with my hands but for some reason the same force that pulled me back is
also preventing me from looking towards my hands. I start to feel these
pin pricks on my thumb just below where the fingernail begins. I keep feeling
them over and over and it hurts - plus I can't seem to get up or move at
all. People are walking all around me and don't even seem to notice. I
finally am able to look up and I see that it is the little girl doing this.
She has amazing powers or strength and is able to hold me frozen in this
position on the floor while she slowly jabs the syringe needle into my
thumb over and over. The little girl just has a casual expression on her
face while she does this. I start to get the impression that the needles
are infected with HIV and I really start to panic and struggle. I can't
get out of her grasp.
7/14/02:
I dreamed I was watching Madonna perform some show in some huge, fantastic theater. It was the "True Blue" era Madonna - she had her short platinum hair up in that kind of Princess Diana 80's style. She was wearing a long white dress and had lots of make up on, she was always smiling really big. The theater had about fifteen balconies and was huge. The weird thing is that the theater had this weird lighting thing that made it pitch black inside, so dark that you could not see your hand in front of your face. There was just one spotlight that followed Madonna as she danced around alone and sang. That was the only thing you could see - and she could see. The stage was very complicated and was this series of intersecting circles, each one on a different level. Since Madonna couldn't see where she was going, she had this radio transmitter in her ear that had a guy's voice on it telling her where to step next. She also had this kind of glowing green map thing implanted on the retina of her right eye. She could watch the map and watch a red dot on it to see where she was on the stage as she moved. It was very hi-tech. The theater used this inky black, spotlight only thing to do all kinds of visual tricks while Madonna was performing... like she would disappear out of the spotlight, the spotlight would go out, then go on in another part of the theater far away and she would magically be there. The audience would always be like "Ohhhhh!" while sitting in pitch black darkness. At one point I notice that Madonna has this smile plastered on her face and is dancing but you can see she is mouthing the words "I don't know where I'm going" to the guy on the radio transmitter. I woke up from this dream singing the song "True Blue".
7/15/02:
I am in another weird
urban area I don't recognize. I seem to living in this really big building
with a girl. The building has all kinds of different levels, rooms that
look like studios and are filled with junk, and other big rooms that have
rows of desks with computers and stacks of papers all over them. There
is an area of the building that seems to have an indoor stream, or did
- because it's all dried up. Another area has this series of glass walls
and stone walls that make this kind of indoor/outdoor garden thing near
one of the building's entrances - it's nice, lush green grass and all.
There is some guy visiting
us, a kind of fat guy with glasses who is really into science fiction.
He is in one of the studio rooms with me and is looking at this gigantic,
oversize photo book that I made of different people's amateur photos of
U.F.O.'s. The book is about 5 feet x 5 feet and has a big spiral binding.
The photos are in bright color. We are looking at the book and I am amazed
at some of the photos.
Suddenly I remember
to go "say hello" or something to someone upstairs in the office room -
for some reason I have to go up there. It seems like there was someone
up there working at one of the desks that I need to go up and see, that
I had seen earlier and that I promised I would "check in on" a few hours
later, which is now. I think this person was Bryan but I can't exactly
remember. I go upstairs and as I enter the office room I seem to be floating
along the floor of the office, all the way to the back where Bryan is.
As I am approaching the desk that Bryan is at, I think to myself "I am
going to concentrate really hard and imagine that Bryan is actually an
alien... let's see if my mind can convince my eyes and conscious mind that
he is one so that I actually see him as one." So I do. I concentrate really
hard on trying to see him as an alien as I approach him. As I get up to
him... I see this pale white-skinned, giant headed, big black eyes, skinny
limbed alien behind the desk instead of Bryan. It sends chills down my
spine. I'm like "Whoa... it worked! Or is Bryan really an alien?" as I
float up to alien Bryan his face slowly changes back to his human face
and I hover over and float down beside him, sitting on the floor. He smiles
and says "Hi!" and suddenly I realize that as I was approaching Bryan that
my face was an alien too as I was floating up to him. He was freaked out
by it too but it's this understanding we have... it seems to happen often.
I am kneeling next to Bryan and telling him about the U.F.O. photo book
and what me and the guy visiting me and the girl living with me are all
going to do later. I suddenly am aware that I am acting in a really subservient
manner. I'm like "Why am I behaving like this?" Suddenly I also realize
that I may have seen Bryan as my mother as well as an alien... weird.
I go downstairs to
the garden area and am hanging out in the dried up indoor/outdoor stream
with the girl that lives there and the guy visiting. We make plans to go
"out on the town" and I am planning to film the whole thing with this video
camera and lights that I suddenly have in my hand. Both the guy and girl
have wacky backpacks on. The guy goes off to get something and I am with
the girl, we are talking about how excited we are to go out on the town
and film it all.
7/16/02:
I am running around
some giant outdoor city that is in the middle of a dry desert. It looks
like it may be somewhere in India. It is daytime and sunny. I seem
to be running around all over the place following a film production company.
They are making a movie of "Battlestar Galactica" and there is also a company
filming another re-make of a "Planet of the Apes" film and also the company
making the next "Star Wars" film is there too. They are shooting all these
films in the desert area right outside the city. All the production companies
are in these dune buggies and have these giant flat bed trucks full of
lights and scaffolding and equipment and are racing all around each other
trying to beat each other to the next location... kicking up lots of dust
storms. It's like the first production company to each location gets to
use it. I'm caught up in it all and it's totally insane. It's like the
car race in "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad World". I see that Mark Wahlberg
is
around, I guess he's in the "Planet of the Apes" film. As I'm racing around
the desert I can kind of "see" the poster for the "Battlestar Galactica"
film and I see there are little pictures of this very moment, all the cars
racing around the desert trying to film and out race one another, on the
poster itself. I'm thinking "Can they do that?" It's all really manic.
I get the impression that the directors are dragging the actors around
and making them do stuff really fast even though they haven't slept or
eaten. I think there are SAG violations happening all over the place.
At one point, or later
(away from all the racing dune buggies) I am inside this ornate Indian
temple building.
George Lucas is there as well as Natalie Portman...
The inside is filled with lights and camera equipment... they are filming
a scene from the next "Star Wars" film. It's daytime outside. I am thinking,
while watching them "Wow! I'm seeing the filming of the next 'Star Wars'
film first hand before anyone!" The scene I am watching is Natalie up on
this kind of indoor balcony thing... and she is in a kind of futuristic
traditional Indian princess outfit. She is making some kind of speech about
the most beautiful jewel in all of the universe or something like that.
Apparently this is part of the story. She is saying the lines; "And the
diamond... with the facets... and the strands... I feel it calling me to
it!" and this causes this Indian woman in a traditional robe and hood thing
that covers her head except for her eyes - to jump out of this window in
the temple building and scream "Aaahhhhhhh!!!" and commit suicide. Like
talking about the most beautiful jewel in the universe made her go insane
and kill herself. Natalie and George have stopped what they were doing
and are looking at the window where the woman jumped out of. Suddenly it
becomes unclear whether the woman was a character and that was her cue...
or if it was a real woman on the set who just did that and really killed
herself.
Then a total scenario
shift: it is night time and I am on the upper floor of a big office building...
maybe in New York. I seem to be tending to this woman who looks like she's
in her late twenties and who has brunette hair. She is dressed in a black
velvet, short party dress and thick panty hose and black shoes. She has
gold jewelry on. She is holding a beer or maybe a bottle of champagne.
She is out-of-her-mind drunk and is on the floor laughing and babbling
and I am trying to help her up. The glass behind her is a window and I
can see down onto the night time city far below. The woman keeps laughing
hysterically and refusing to get up. She seems to be happy that I am paying
attention to her and doesn't really want to get up even though she's pretending
to want to. She's laughing at and mocking everything. Every once in a while
she takes out a little make up compact and re-applies powder to her face.
I get the impression that there is an office party going on somewhere else
in the office and I am trying to help her up and take her back to the party.
She keeps trying to talk to me dirty and saying wild stuff like "Did you
know I'm on my period right now at this very moment!?" to try and shock
me and see what my reaction will be. I'm always just like "Oh yea... that's
nice... un-huh... now try and stand up!"
At one point she plops
down and looks at me and says, laughing "God I have to take a dump!" I
look down and see her skirt has been totally hiked up and I see her white,
lace, thick pantyhose is kind of "bulbous" around her crotch. There looks
like bits of pubic hair or something sticking out of the hose down there.
It's really weird looking. I say to her. "It must be hard to take a dump
with all those layers of panties and pantyhose and maxi pads and stuff!"
and she gets this serious look on her face, but still smiling, drunk...
and whips out her compact again and applies powder and takes a swig from
her bottle and then looks me straight in the face and says "You know what
I do after I whip all those layers of things off my ass and pussy when
I'm on the toilet? I take a big steamy dump!" and I'm like "Oh yea I bet!
And then you wipe with toilet paper?" and she... without missing a beat
says "Yea and then I yank it and get off and dildo it and squeeze my period
and pee and then yank my clit again and lick it and get off and maybe give
myself a tatoo as well just because I can!" and she, still looking at me,
snaps her compact shut with one hand and waits to see what my reaction
will be. I look at her and say "Hmmm... sounds like a total overhaul!"
7/17/02:
I am living in another weird
urban area I don't recognize. Sometimes the area looks like a town and
sometimes it looks like the inside of Collin Creek Mall in Plano, Texas.
And sometimes it's a weird hybrid of the two. There is this fancy candy
and chocolate store that I seem to go to by myself a lot and hang out in.
All the candy in the store is wrapped in gold mylar with transparent yellow
cellophane over that and tied with yellow ribbon. They have lots of different
kinds of those yellow marshmallow Easter chicks there too. The store is
dark wood and bronze with beige industrial carpet. There is some woman
that always works there.
I am with some guy
and some girl I don't know, not in the candy store, but in another store
in the weird town/mall that has these bunk beds everywhere. These two people
I'm with seem fascinated by spiders. As we are hanging out and talking
in a dark area near some bunk beds, we see theses series of gigantic and
scary looking spiders coming down off webs and lowering themselves down
onto our heads. I look up and yell "Aaagghhh! Get out of the way!" but
the guy and girl are like "Cool!" and they let the spiders land on their
hair and then start playing with them and discussing them with one another.
They start to show me the different parts of each huge, hideous spider
(as big as a giant tarantula). Suddenly their spiders turn into these weird
cracked-open egg/spider things that are kind of "half born". They are embryonic
spiders inside these giant ostrich-sized eggs - but the egg is cracked
all the way around and you can kind of open and close it like an accordion.
The two halves of the egg are held together by the gooey half embryonic
half developed spider inside the egg, which is still alive and is forming.
The guy and girl tell me that, at this stage, all the half-developed spider
needs is another kind of full-grown spider to come along and kind of "impregnate"
it a second time and then it will be fully formed and get out of the cracked-open
egg. I look in on the spider and it looks like a tiny version of H. R.
Giger's Alien creatures from the "Alien" movies. But it also looks like
that weird alien skeleton thing looking at the weird telescope (with it's
ribcage busted open from the inside) that the three characters discover
on the deserted planet in the first "Alien" movie. I see half developed
lungs with little membrane sacks around them... a little head... it's all
curled up like an embryo. It looks dead though... like something that was
kept in formaldehyde.
Suddenly the guy looks
up and says "Look! Here comes one of the spiders to impregnate our eggs!"
and it starts to lower itself down from the ceiling on a web. The girl
gets right under it and says "Spiders like this are attracted to hair!
Let me let it land on my hair!" and she stands directly under it with a
big anticipatory smile on her face. I see it getting towards her hair.
The spider is huge and hideous looking, with giant, pointy legs... it looks
evil. The whole thing is creeping me out so I leave and walk through the
mall streets.
I reach this area where
the upper level of the mall town has this monorail that passes from one
balcony/railing over to the one on the other side (with the lower level
of the mall with all the fountains and shoppers below you). I get on the
monorail and ride it to the other side. The track looks rickety and I'm
worried that it won't support the monorail car. Just then I see Woody
Allen trying to get his little boy (in the dream he seems to have a
5 year old son) into one of the cars. I look around the mall as I am riding
the train and I see New York City subway signs and subway entrances inside
the mall.
Then a scenario shift,
I am still in the town but seem to be going to some nightclub even being
held in the old Paradise Garage space. I arrive and I walk in and my old
club friend Jamie is working the door. The place doesn't look like
the old Paradise space, but looks like a giant, abandoned movie theater.
The Inwood Movie Theater in Dallas in particular.
7/18/02:
Too busy to record entire dream today, here are my quick notes though:
Live in giant home, glass walls, many levels. Live there with family.
It seems Dave Doorknob had come by, had keys to house. Everyone worries that he had keys. How did he get them?
I leave. As leaving, house turns into giant police hedquarters/forensics lab. Filled with busy cops and detectives running around doing stuff.
Cops warn me about Dave having keys. Walk around house and see dimly lit rooms with miniature re-enactments of bodies secretly buried in back woods locations. All these re-enactment scenarios have little halogen spotlights over them. Many look very specific but all the grave sites on the re-enactments are dug up - no bodies. They keep going and going until it's just endless hallways of exhibits of slightly miniature re-creations of bodies buried in far back woods locations as part of unsolved murder cases on and on and on. Like a museum. Some exhibits depict elaborate caves that look like they may have had hundreds of bodies buried in cave-like burial sites - but again... all graves are dug up and empty. Very chilling.
Pass a Vietnamese woman yelling at some army men on cots - oh, it's another re-enactment as I see cops watching the exchange with clip boards and taking notes.
Go outside to my red Maserati car, parked on massive cobblestone driveway - it's night. Drive to NYC.
Park near weird gallery/trendy magazine office to pick up my sampler, for some reason. See even batter sampler in trash, can't believe someone threw it away. Take it.
Walk to to magazine/gallery. Adjust hair outside before going in. Full of people having big meeting - dressed wild, nightlife freaks. Lots of fag hags and gay guys. See Mickey Boardman. See Susan Walsh, who played Chicklette in "Female Trouble" there, dressed as princess - she's still alive and looks great. Susan pretends to get up to get water and squeals like a child. Really she was just getting up to get a closer look at me. People are nonchalantly checking me out as the receptionist arranges to get my sampler from a back room.
7/19/02:
I am laying on the floor
listening to a very old audio tape, made years and years ago, of my high
school/college friend Sondra. It is day time and raining outside
as I listen to the tape. On the tape she is talking about our friendship
and how she feels about it. She is also talking about some of the incidents
that happened between us in college. When the tape was made we were both
present and I am listening to it now... far in the future, and realizing
I feel differently about everything that happened. For some reason listening
to the tape reminds me of that scene in the film "Klute" where Jane Fonda
has a long, confessional, camera-close-up scene monologue - and she is
kind of crying and a snot blob drips out of her nose. It's a riveting scene.
The tape of Sondra has that intensity. I also think my old high school/college
freind Heather was involved in all this somehow.
I also think there
was something where I was visiting my childhood friend Tim at The
Mansion on Turtle Creek restaurant in Dallas. It was night time and we
were sitting at a table next to a big window that opened up onto the night
air. Tim kept having to get up and do things while we were talking and
eating and after a while I got the impression he lived somewhere in the
restaurant.
Then a scenario shift:
I am in bed with Rex (from RexsWorld.com) at his mother's house
in California, which I was when I was on my road trip last year. At one
point we are watching videotapes in our pajamas and then we are lying next
to each other, sideways, facing each other, in the bed. We are talking
about really intense stuff, looking into each other's eyes. As we are talking
I am looking at Rex's lips. I see that they are very full and luxurious.
So much so that, while he is talking, they seem to be growing. I notice
that his lips are kind of dry and flaky, but full. As we are talking my
"dream camera eye" starts to move in closer and closer on his full lips...
or the lips seem to be getting bigger and bigger. We are still talking
but my eye moves closer and closer in on the texture of the skin on his
lips... and I can still hear what he is saying. As my dream eye moves closer
and closer onto his lips I see these two little dots on his lips. As I
move in even closer... still hearing Rex's voice... I see that the little
dots are slightly moving. I also see the surface of his lips... which now
are the size of a giant wall (since my eye is moving into a microscopic
level). The "wall" of his lips are now a giant, rocky cliff - although
it is still his big upper lip. I get in closer and closer. I see that the
two little moving dots are little human figures on his lips. I get even
closer and see that the two human figures are two people scaling/rock climbing
the surface of Rex's upper lip at the microscopic level (which is a giant
rocky cliff to them). I look even closer and see the two figures with ropes
and straps and rock climbing gear scaling the rough rocky terrain of Rex's
lips are Jocelyne Wildenstein and
Amanda Lepore. I hear Amanda's
weird male/female voice and hear her saying something to Jocelyne like
"OK now release the hook and scale down the rope... down Jocelyne... down!"
or something. They are both in full make up and hair with all the equipment
they have on... I think Jocelyne even has a gold evening gown on under
her equipment. They seem to be having a hard time scaling Rex's lips but
are both happy.
Then a scenario shift
again: I seem to be "observing" some camp out that these guys that dress
like cowboys are having somewhere in the southwest American desert.. The
cowboy guys have just recently arrived at their campgrounds and are setting
up. There are six guys in all. Two of the guys leave the campgrounds to
go find wood for the fire. When they leave the remaining four decide to
play a joke on the two guys when they return. They position themselves
on these logs to look like they all four have their pants down and are
having an orgy. They even get their dicks out and everything and position
their heads to make it look like they are all giving each other head. They
don't seem to care that maybe their chin might be touching another guy's
ball sack or anything... weird because they all seem very straight. They
hear the two guys coming back and then they scramble to get into position.
Then they pretend they are all having sex and moaning and groaning... I
can see that one guy has really big balls and is laying on his back with
his legs spread and another guy is on top of him facing forwards like a
69 position. His face is down by the guy's crotch and he is moving up and
down... but the guy's dick is actually folded upwards and tucked in the
guy's pubic hair (weird - it seems to be able to fold up)... not in the
other guy's mouth. The two guys walk onto the scene and just stare like
they have no idea what to say. All the sudden the four guys stop and get
up and are laughing and putting their dicks back in their pants and now
the two guys are laughing because they realized it was a joke.
7/20/02:
There was something
in the beginning of the dream where I was at my old college dorm and I
was walking around all the old halls I used to live in. Then suddenly I
am living in one and have a roommate. There was also something where I
could see between this slit in an open door onto one of the hall RA's who
is packing boxes in one of the dorm offices.
There are these two
guys that just happen to run down this one street that I run down. They
both are young and good looking and one has a "puffy" mullet hair cut.
They both have tight jeans on. As I am running I see that the street has
a dead end and is actually a big alley. I realize now that the two guys
mean me harm. Suddenly, there appears to be a lot of other people that
happen to be running along with me - I guess I didn't see them. We are
all at one end of the alley, which is blocked by a chain link fence, and
we are all cowering against these two guys who are going to assault us.
We are all really scared of them like they have super human powers or something.
We are all talking amongst each other about what to do as we are gathered
at the end of the alley. Then the two assailants disappear behind this
fake brick door with a hinge that has lights and fog - real fake looking
- behind it. We are all like "Huh?"
Then the scene kind
of changes... the alley is now huge and is "controlled" by the owners and
editors of Vice magazine (viceland.com). They keep people they find
on the streets in this alley, like a concentration camp, and come out of
their offices and kill or torture people at random just for fun or when
they are bored. It's a horrible situation to be in. Suddenly it seems like
I have been there in that big alley (somehow trapped) for days and I'm
surprised I haven't been picked off by some bored Vice receptionist or
porn reviewer who comes out of the office to kill me. It is daytime now.
I'm starving to death and dressed in rags. Suddenly one of the walls of
the alley bursts down and out of it comes the entire staff of Vice magazine
on the back of a giant tank/steamroller thing. They are wearing fluorescent
orange terrorist hooded jumpsuits made of paper, and big black sunglasses
and some have fake looking blond wigs on... and they are all drinking beer
and laughing and saying "Look at all the prisoners scurry for their lives!!!
Hahaha! Toss me another beer!" Some people get squashed under the steamroller
thing and then they are stuck flat on the roller going around and around
with a squashed, in-pain face like a cartoon kind of, except bloody. We
are all running around... suddenly, I notice that the alley leads out onto
a giant, unused highway overpass - which we can get to now because I think
the steamroller knocked the fence down. I also suddenly realize we are
in LA. The Vice people start throwing these big pillows that have fluorescent
orange paper pillowcases on them (just like their jumpsuits). When one
of the Vice people throws a pillow from the tank onto the pavement it always
"bursts open" slightly from the impact and this white powder kind of puffs
out (what the pillow is stuffed with). I know somehow that the powder is
cocaine. TONS of it!
Suddenly the tank really
starts speeding around the alley and overpass thing and all the vice people
whip out these machine guns and start firing on all us and laughing and
some keep throwing pillows of cocaine on the pavement which always burst
and there's smoke everywhere and it's total chaos and death and evil and
insanity. I see that right over the overpass, just about 50 feet below
is the crowded streets of LA - I try to run to the edge and plan to jump
off and just take my chances. Suddenly I see that some of the prisoners
have hot-wired this old fashioned 70's station wagon (the kind with the
fake wood paneling on the side) that is all run down and are in it and
try to zoom away from the steamroller and they get pretty far ahead and
all the other prisoners are like "Go for it! Yea!" even as they are getting
shot and the steamroller goes after it and they start shooting directly
into the station wagon and throwing pillows of cocaine on the pavement
behind it. I am running alongside the right of the moving station wagon
towards the edge of the overpass. I look alongside in the car and see everyone
has been shot dead and it's just coasting. It zooms ahead of me somehow.
Suddenly I feel my back get riddled with machine gun fire. I've been shot!
I go down on the sunny pavement just as the steamroller passes beside me.
I look up and see everyone on the steamroller all laughing and drinking
beer and brandishing guns. As I hit the pavement I think "These Vice magazine
people are out of control! They are so powerful! They control the whole
city... it is impossible to convict them of any crimes because they have
big ties to Cuban cocaine dealers and the mafia." The steam roller speeds
away from me and off into the city probably to a wild party or something.
As I lay on the pavement
I realize that I can only move my arms. I try to "flap" my arms to get
to the edge of the overpass and "flip" myself over it. Maybe if I do I
will land and not die and maybe someone will help me. I try to "flap" my
arms to move myself but it's really hard. I realize that I'm having a really
hard time breathing - short quick breaths. I think I am going to die...
I am thinking "So this is what it feels like to be shot by a machine gun."
It's terrifying to think I am going to die. I begin to think of that footage
of that kid at the Columbine High School killings that was caught on video
trying to toss his bloody, dying body (that had been shot by Eric Harris
& Dylan Klebold) out of a 2nd story broken window - even though he
could only move one arm and one leg, and he eventually fell out the window
and the cops ran to him and saved him. I feel like that kid in the video.
7/21/02:
Don't remember much. I think I was in some cluttered room at one point... and there was this tall older man looking at me and putting a large bread stick into a little toaster oven that was on top of a bed. The oven was on and glowing orange/yellow with heat on the inside.
7/22/02:
I am living in some
gigantic house in some place I don't know. I live in the house with my
family,
grandmother.
At one point I think everyone is getting ready for some big party we are
having at the house or something. It's the day time. I am making plans
to drive with my grandmother to the local Target store to buy something
before the party. It seems like we have just enough time to drive there
and back before the party starts. I keep walking with my grandmother to
the car outside and then realizing I forgot something and having to go
back inside. At one point my dad meets me at this porch part of
the house and lays whatever it is I was needing on this glass table and
asks me something, what I don't know. Then my brother decides to
go with us and walks out to the car.
Then a total scenario
shift: I seem to be in a similar house next door - and I think live there
too - with my teenage friends Katy and Sondra - and their
respective families. There was something at one point where I was on the
phone with Sondra, who was in another part of the house. I am talking to
her and I am holding up this giant circle that is made from crispy fried
egg. You know when you fry an egg too long in a pan and it gets crispy
and transparent around the edges? I have this large, flat circle that seems
to be made entirely out of that. I am holding it up to the light coming
from the window as I talk to Sondra. I seem to be telling her things that
she is apparently impressed with. As I talk to her and look at the transparent
crispy fried egg disc, I kind of "see" into the future and observe Sondra
telling Katy that I was bragging about stuff on the phone and trying to
impress her.
Then it seems to be
later at night and I am still in the big house next door with Sondra and
Katy. We are in the large basement of the house - which is carpeted (plush
orange/beige) and has wood paneling on the walls like a recreational room.
There seems to be some plan to go eat at this fancy restaurant across the
street. It is very late at night and apparently the restaurant is open
very late. I can kind of "see" the restaurant and the front of it looks
like that trendy, plush restaurant used in the TV show "The Simpsons" sometimes
called The Pimento Grove (Selma and Troy McClure dined there in one episode).
It looks like a live version of that animated restaurant, and it's name
is not The Pimento Grove, it's "Oz".
We seem to all want
to go to the restaurant, me and Sondra and Katy... but for some reason
we aren't "allowed" to leave the basement of the home... or the home itself.
I don't know what entity or authority is keeping us from leaving, it just
is. Katy comes up with the idea to set off the fire alarm in the house.
She says that this will cause all the sprinklers to go off and the sirens
will blare and we will be able to leave the house because it will seem
like it's an emergency. Then while the fire department comes and is straightening
everything out, we can go across the street and eat. So we all get ready
to leave and Katy is getting ready to set off the alarm. She looks at these
stacks of record albums in the hallway of the entrance to the basement
and says "Those are all going to get wet Mark." I look down and see that
it is MY record collection from when I was younger. Katy bends down and
holds her hand about three inches off the ground and says "The water will
get about this high off the carpet by the time the sprinklers are done
going off... so these will get all soaked." I get down and start frantically
arranging the albums so they won't get wet. there are hundreds of them.
I am carrying big handfuls of them down into the basement and placing them
all up on high surfaces, and then I plan to cover them in plastic so they
don't get wet. I realize we are pressed for time and I wonder if I'm going
to have time to do all this before the sprinklers go off.
7/23/02:
No dreams.
7/25/02:
No dreams again.
7/25/02:
No real dreams last night. But yesterday afternoon I took a nap (which I rarely do) and had a dream that I was installing a screen door on my bedroom door (leading from my bedroom to the living room). I also was installing some kind of neon sign on the door, and I was having trouble finding somewhere to plug the sign in.*
*note: for a possible daytime psychic convergence/talk show ESP moment with me and actress/comedian Amy Sedaris concerning this dream, go here.
7/26/02:
I am at some school
that has lots of levels and rooms. It seems like the school may be underground
because I never see any windows and everything is always lit by artificial
light. The school is immense... it looks like a massive underground compound.
Maybe it's a giant living community and not just a school.
There was some part
of the dream where I was walking around parts of the school that look like
a mall and I was trying to avoid a killer who was on the loose. I am in
an elevator and I am going from floor to floor in the school/mall area.
The area is not crowded at all and as the elevator doors open on each floor
I am scared that the killer is going to get on the elevator with me and
kill me once the doors shut. I have no idea what the killer looks like.
I get off on this one floor that has a giant indoor pool with the water
reflecting on the gold, ornate walls. A man starts following me around
the edges of the pool, trying not to be seen. The man is kind of fat with
a light blue tucked-in button down shirt, jeans, a pepper gray curly beard
and short-ish hair and round, wire rim glasses. I am worried he is the
killer. I am trying to avoid him and I suddenly run into some girl I know
(in the dream only) and we start talking... this makes the man disappear.
Then suddenly a scenario
change. I am driving around outdoors at night time in a red Ferrari convertible
(?) in some unknown place. Someone who I don't really see is driving, and
I am in the passenger's seat. The wind is whipping through our hair. The
night is inky black... we can't see beyond what the head lights are shining
on on the road, or to the right or left of us. I get the impression that
we may be driving in the south west USA. We come upon this group of about
fifteen teenage guys who are all sitting around this big, rectangular green
"this-many-miles to your destination" road sign on the right side of the
road... all sitting around a battery operated lantern. Their hair styles
and clothes make them look like they are all from the 1970's. They all
quietly look up at us as we stop and pull up next to them. It seems that
they are out here in the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere waiting
to attend some kind of class that is going to be held in a nearby 7-11
store.
Suddenly me and whoever
was driving the car are in the 7-11 store as the class is going on. All
the boys are gathered around the cashier counter and are listening to the
instructor explain something. The fluorescent light is shining on everything
and you can see the black night time outside through the front glass window.
I think it is very, very late at night. Me and my friend (who I still can't
really see) are just wandering around the store quietly looking at stuff
as the class goes on. I get this funny impression that I, as a person,
represent what the instructor is teaching the young boys. I think the instructor
keeps pointing to me as he teaches and saying things like "...and that's
how you will end up like this guy!" and all the boys look at me. It's strange.
Then a weird scenario
shift: we are still in a class, my friend is gone, but we are not in the
7-11 anymore - we are in a traditional classroom in the underground complex.
The instructor is Camille Paglia. She is walking slowly between
the rows of desks we are sitting in, clicking her shoes as she walks, and
talking to us about some famous romance novel by some 18th century English
author that is about adultery. I can kind of "see" a portrait painting
of the novelist (who looks like Sigmund Freud) as she is talking. I don't
know who the author is or what the book is. I feel like Camille is starting
to direct questions to me about the book after I draw attention to myself.
Suddenly, a weird shift: I see a spider coming down from a web from the
ceiling and landing on a girl's back. Then suddenly the classroom is empty
except for that spider... which is still lowering itself on the web. No
one, not even me, is in there. Just the spider.
7/27/02:
There is some thing where I am in Romainville, France and I am doing something with Guillaume and the Director of Culture of Romainville, Vincent. Romainville looks totally different, it is this single, narrow dirt road that has all these white buildings along it... that come right up to the edge of the road with no yard - it's very claustrophobic. When there is a break in the buildings you can see beyond and into the beautiful countryside outside of Paris. Guillaume and Vincent and I are in some church. The inside is white walls and bare hardwood floors - very minimal. I keep going upstairs into one of the church's towers and switching the panes of colored glass in one of the windows and Vincent keeps telling me what he thinks of it. Then I leave and walk back down the road in the direction I came - to what I think is the airport. The buildings in this side of town are older and there are less of them... and they don't come up right to the edge of the road. I get the impression that this part of town is not in France but is in America somewhere... maybe Colorado. It seems like the further I go down the road in the direction I came in, the further back to somewhere I go... like walking into the past or back to a place or mental state I lived in in the past. I am now on what seems like a little golf cart and have arrived at what looks like a crude airport. It seems my parents have arrived in whatever place this is... the road... and I am meeting them here before they go to their hotel. I decide to take them down the road to France. We drive along in the cart and I am pointing to things in Romainville and explaining things to the. It seems like I am exaggerating things and making them seem more grand than they are just to impress them. Sometimes we are in a car, sometimes we are in a little golf cart and sometimes we seem to be going along the road on a ski lift which runs in the center of the road.
7/28/02:
I am living in some
weird town with all this strange, modern architecture. The city seems to
be surrounded by desert... like maybe Las Vegas... but it's not. There
are a lot of buildings with massive rooms and giant glass walls and interiors
that are heated with huge air conditioners. There are also lots of courtyards
with running decorative pools in them. The sun is always shining really
brightly on the concrete in the courtyards.
Then a shift: it is
night and I seem to be inside some house... there is a party going on filled
with people I don't know. The house looks like a typical suburban home
from the 70's... flat, with wood tile roofs and a brick facade. I keep
telling these people at the party that I am going to make a pair of shorts
out of a bunch of pages that I cut out of a magazine. I start cutting pages
out of this men's fashion magazine and start arranging them on myself like
a pair of shorts. I am out in the front yard of the house. Some fat woman
with short blond hair keeps coming in and out of the house, holding a drink
in her hand, to see how I'm doing making the paper shorts... so she can
report about it to the people inside. There are a few people outside in
the yard. It seems that people have been talking and daring me to wear
the shorts out on some deserted road outside of town... in only the shorts
and nothing else... and try to thumb a ride from a trucker. I take them
up on it and make plans to do it. I keep making the shorts.
Then it's the next
day... I don't have on the paper shorts made from magazine pages. I have
normal clothes on and am riding my bike around the downtown area of the
city. Lots of office buildings with glass walls like in Jaques Tati's "Playtime",
and the streets are all gray concrete like London. My bike is a yellow
and black mountain bike. I think I have a professional lycra biking uniform
on and goggles. I go into one of the office buildings looking for a kitten
to buy. I think the reason I was riding around was to find a kitten (apparently
they are for sale in any office building in the town - like everyone has
some). I walk inside and the lobby is an antique store with some faggy
guy working there. He has these two big cardboard tubes and he dumps the
contents of both of them out on this landing - there is a black kitten
in each tube. They are so cute I decide to take one.
I go back home and
my apartment is this little cube studio high in a high-rise apartment building.
two of the major walls are glass and look down onto the city. I have a
birdcage hanging in the main room. I am playing with the kitten. At some
point the kitten seems to be miniaturized and I have it inside the bird
cage... plus it doesn't look like a kitten any more... it's this little
black thing with black feathers... like a newly born baby bird. I keep
trying to feed it by putting these little pellets into this little dish.
It seems that I can only "observe" the bird/kitten through this cheap plastic
magnifying glass that kind of pops out of the little feeding dish. It's
hard to look at the creature... I am worried about it.
Then I dreamed that
I read an article in the paper about how Madonna was flown to Australia
to film a pepsi commercial and ended up refusing to do it because the commercial
consisted of her pretending to sing a concert inside an empty arena (because
no one wanted to see her) and then a giant bucket of "new" Pepsi gets dumped
on her and a voice over says... "You're so tired... not even the power
of New Pepsi can make you interesting. Your career is over but New Pepsi's
isn't! Buy New Pepsi!". She refused to do it and there was a big article
about the tantrum she threw at the arena set when she found out what the
commercial consisted of.
7/29/02:
I forgot most of my dream after I woke up this morning. There was something about a room that had all these 80's style venetian blinds on the windows. There was a woman in a business suit pointing to something that was floating in the air in the middle of the room. She's looking at me. I think the woman was Mary Woronov. There was a lot to the dream but that's all I can remember.
7/30/02:
I'm in some kind of
weird, darkly lit room with people I don't know. The room looks kind of
round and the floor is made of gravel. I get the feeling that I am inside
one of those playground things - like a giant metal egg you could crawl
into and it was all echo-y inside and the gravel from the playground bed
was the floor of the inside of the egg or whatever the plaything was in
the shape of. Only the sunlight coming in from the opening would light
the place up... I don't know if they still make those.
Anyway... I'm in this
weird round room like that with these people and everyone's attention is
kind of looking to this weird window that's up on the round wall. It looks
like a starfish window but the arms of the starfish are very skinny and
there are lots of them and the glass isn't transparent but looks like the
glowing color you get between your fingers when you hold a flashlight directly
up behind your clasped hand. Like the window is made of thin flesh and
there is a bright light right on the other side of it. The more I look
at the weird window and everyone's attention is directed on it... I realize
that the window is a giant asshole and we are inside a giant, hollow human
ass. My "dream camera eye" kind of moves outside of the ass through the
asshole and as it does I head one of the people's voices inside the ass
say "Wow! It turns out that the entire universe as we know it actually
exists inside a human ass... and the only way out of it - into another
dimension - is to go out the asshole!" I travel outside the asshole and
am suddenly in this surreal looking cartoon environment with green grass
and a blue sky. There are all these weird looking cartoon-like people walking
around the environment that all look exactly alike. They have these weird
long heads with black ears like a Mickey Mouse hat and they have really
big asses that seem to float upwards like balloons. Inside each one of
these asses exists another parallel dimension. I'm like "Wow."
7/31/02:
I am at some indoor
party in some building I don't recognize, in a town I don't know. the building
has all kinds of hallways and rooms lit dimly with colored lights. All
the walls in the building are made of white drywall. It's night time outside.
There are lots of people in the building at the party and lots of separate
little parties in different rooms of the building. Big echo-y rooms. A
lot of the people at the party seem like rich, fake arty types and fashion
industry hanger-ons. Everyone is dressed in expensive clothes. At one point
I am following this girl with this wacky asymmetrical bob haircut and a
corset and ballerina tutu out to this fire escape area. For some reason
when I am with this girl I somehow know she has a really nice car... like
a red Ferrari or something. We start to get outside and I see that
it is miraculously sunny and daytime out on the fire escape. Also it looks
like the fire escape leads out onto ground level where there is a lush
garden. I see these mexican guys sitting out there smoking from bongs and
waving at me. The girl is like "Come on Mark!"
Then a total scenario
shift: I'm at a Bette Midler concert in a big indoor theater. I
know it's still night time outside and I think it might be the same night
of the party. I get the feeling I'm around the same people and in the same
town. Bette come out onto the stage in this elaborate costume that looks
like a giant purple velvet queen's cape with leopard trim and some kind
of wacky hair/crown construction on her head. She has a microphone and
starts wandering around the audience making jokes about everybody. Soon
she gets back onstage and starts telling this story about this girl she
met backstage just before she comes on. She says that this girl introduced
herself to Bette as a fan and started telling her that she too was a performer,
and asked Bette if she could give her a demo video cassette of her performance.
Bette is acting all sarcastic and saying "So I said to her 'Oh yea honey...
mmmhmmm ...sounds great... oh performer... un-huh... oh yea, just throw
the tape in my bag there... OK... bye-bye! Good luck!'" and then she goes
on to say how people are approaching her all the time like this and it
can be kind of awkward and difficult to deal with them sometimes and the
best thing to do is be nice and indulge them but don't make any promises.
Then Bette goes "Oh my God! Then I looked at the tape in my dressing room!
Oh my God! This woman's insane!" a video projector starts to project the
video the girl gave her behind Bette as she talks about it. The video is
edited like a rock video and shows the girl licking and sucking on these
purple transparent plastic dildos with multi-colored condoms over them.
I recognize the girl as the same one at the party who led me out onto the
fire escape. In the video the girl then starts giving blow jobs to real
guys and then more and more and it''s all edited into this pattern that
keeps repeating itself and splitting the screen into smaller and smaller
divisions and the individual pieces keep getting smaller and smaller and
the whole thing starts swirling and eventually forms a Mendelbrot "chaos
theory " fractal pattern.