Speaking of feet, in the subway station, this homeless gypsy woman (in Paris most of the homeless are from the gypsy population) with lobster feet AND hands let me take her picture for €4. She had a very forlorn look when she took my money, but as soon as she saw I wanted to take her picture she smiled really big and livened up and adjusted her scarf and hair with her claws like she was primping for the camera like it was NOBODY'S BUSINESS. It was really interesting. Jesus Christ - everybody's a fucking star! I should have carted her back to the opening, she would have given that scene-stealing kid with the crutches a real run for his goddamn money!
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