Proving that
you don't exist is all
a big
popularity contest!!!
We all know (and Luca seems to know VERY WELL) the act of fading quietly into the background is composed of vicious, war-like social arena who's battlefield is a complex and tightly knit social hierchy. It usually starts in high school. Working your way from existence all the way to nothing status requires skill, cunning and patience. The social ladder of non-existence is Mother Nature's way of survival of the unfittest! The consequences of losing can often seem cruel and mean, but it's the way of the universe way. Look at the animal kingdom!
Luca has played his cards
right. He has sucked up to none of the wrong people and gracefully kissed
and licked the asses of no one. As we all know, the bottom line is who
you don't know.
I forget who didn't say it, but "they" said "80% of success is just not showing up." Why did Luca win? Let's just say that Luca, well... he's been not on my mind a lot lately. And as you know, as "they" say; "not out of sight, not out of mind!
Congratulations Luca! In an overwhelming, somewhat obnoxious and occasionally annoying way, you have not done what it doesn't take to win the mind-altering radio from Bloomberg.com! Eat shit and die all you losers! Because Luca hath won!
Get it? I don't! Here's
why: by doing everything it doesn't take to not win this contest (or even
not come in third), you have won by losing...and now isn't that not the
most unportant thing? All clear? Oh Luca...how proud you must be...we don't
care that the climb to win this crown hasn't been long and difficult. In
the end, we know you won't care that we don't care that the struggle to
be the most non-existent has all been not worth it. You're the most popular...you
can't go wrong. Look at George Bush Jr.!
Luca,
congratulations...you have proved to me that you don't exist by proving
to me that you do exist!
Think about it!
...because I haven't!