Let the hard-core
science begin!

A big "Thank You!" to everyone for their
totally ill suggestions for the contents of
The Jar experiment.

    The count-down to zero has begun and our to resident research scientists, Mark and Domenic (who both have Doctorates in Behavioral Psychology) will announce what the final contents of The Jar will be very soon,  AND we will announce an actual date and time that we will be adding the contents to The Jar and sealing it forever (all on cam for your viewing pleasure of course!).
    We have contacted all the major news media and there is currently a media frenzy of unparalleled insanity swarming around us and our ground-breaking experiment (Steven Hawkings: STOP CALLING US!!!!). In the interest of science we will try to keep the proceedings as professional as possible. We thank our many fine brothers and sisters of the scientific world who are helping us forge our way into tomorrow, and have posted some of your responses for all to read:

Tuckbc suggests:
snot

Joe Agee suggests:
a mixture of feta cheese, semen, and chocolate.  After a few days add yeast, yogurt, and pumpkin innards.  Pokemon optional.

SGWTW suggests:
1. brussel sprouts
2. creamed corn
3. a picture of "Dr. Laura"
4. a piece of fabric cut from the hood of a KKK member (Have fun getting that
one)
5. pond scum
6. the sweat of a very obese man
7. a piece of K-Mart jewelry
8. snot from a third grader (the greener the better)
9. LFO's single "Summer Girls" (feel free to smash it into little pieces)
10. And if you can fit Jesse Helms in there, it would be appreciated.

"Uncle Paulie" suggests:
eye of newt (from The Munsters)

Napalm suggests:
uhmmm.....i think that some "tenpura soba" could stay in....but..what's exactly tenpura soba? is a japanese food, made with rice and a fried fish on it. Or better, you could put in the jar something like as tomato sauce or jam or slime.... or justnothing!!! it's so funny to have a jar full of nothing! no? so if a friend ask to you "what's inside of that jar?" you could reply with "nothing!" and if he ask "can i take some of that nothing?" you could reply "if you are able to do it, well, do it!" i know, i'm quite mad....ok, gotta go to the brainsquisher! byeeeee!!!!

...thank you Napalm, you are agreat man!

Roland Pearlman suggests:
the new and natural "lavender or blue" marshmallow peeps. click here to see a revealing photo of our good NYC friend Roland and why he probably came up with such a fascinating suggestion.

Oda suggests:
I've managed to capture a cockroach for you that flew out of the cabinet by my kitchen sink. Liked to have never got him outta my wig. I've got him taped inside a Chinese take-out box, but it won't hold him long, he's gnawing through. Anyway, put at least one raw oyster in the jar. Also, you and Dee both blow snot rockets into the jar. And don't tell me that's too gross even for you "Mark," cause I know better honey. And don't pretend ya'll don't know what a snot rocket is! You haven't been outa the south long enough to forget that spittin', adjusting the crotch, scratching yo'ass and blowing snot rockets what makes you a man. And, with great ceremony, have Gee cut off that duck tail whats growing down the back of yo neck and put it in the jah! Ya'll be sweet....later!

Mike suggests:
Interesting concept for the jar. One suggestion might be to go to the back of your refrigerator and find an already started science project...if your out I can send you some :-) Mike

ZP suggests:
I vote for you and D to fill it up with Semen. That could be entertaining for the viewers at home. Just the whole process could take several hours.

Omegawolf suggests:
Hey M&D,  how about putting a cucumber in the jar with a tomato and some lettuce. You will have salad in a "JAR" to look at and change. :-)

Christopher Allen suggests:
As a Canadian I would suggest that you put Celine Dion in the Jar and seal it forever!
    To which we replied:
Ahhhh yes! Good thinking my good sir? Perhaps you could see fit to obtain her for us? Or a part of her?

Matteo suggests:
An idea for The Jar: a mix of Mark and Domenic's semen

Joe suggests:
Mark, when you lance that zit on your shoulder, how about putting that yucky puss stuff in the jar? Okay....maybe not. Seriously, carve a penis out of a hunk of SPAM and put it in the jar, after, of course you've soaked it in red food color.
    Hey, this challenges the creative mind.....

    And, by and far the winner for the most scintillating and thought provoking suggestion comes from our fellow warrior from the world of science and discovery, Troy Morris:

Troy Morris suggests:
I've got a great one for ya.  I work in a research lab at the hospital.  For the past two days we have been injecting rats with proteins labeled with selenium-75, making these rats now highly
radioactive.  Later they were killed and we took their brains, kidneys, livers, testes, thyroids, and adrenals.  So at the end of the day we had a pile of 36 radioactive rat carcasses all cut open with their intestines spilling out.  Interesting enough for the jar?

Send them in a 8x10 brown envelope please Troy! Immediately!!