Mark Allen

Not sure about Madonna in remake of VALLEY OF THE DOLLS. Three-hours-late, drunk Madonna would be fab in a remake of BEYOND VALLEY OF DOLLS.

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) January 29, 2016

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The guy in the audience behind Megan Kelly holding an iPad over his head recording everything is America's power animal #GOPDebate

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) January 29, 2016

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When Ben Carson speaks it's like that guy whisper-reading in front of class in that dream sequence from NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET #GOPDebate

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) January 29, 2016

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I CANNOT BELIEVE MY WALMART HAS DISCONTINUED SELLING PIMENTO CHEESE SPREAD!!!

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) January 26, 2016

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Watch: Sexy Matthew Camp in “Sock Job” Trailer https://t.co/ziHniWpHMm pic.twitter.com/6zsOzM56t5

— DanNation (@dannation) January 24, 2016

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Hmm, just a few snow flurries outside and already I feel like murdering Shelley Duvall.

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) January 23, 2016

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Sock Job Tease – Take a gif peak at Matthew Camp in a screwball comedy about masturbation https://t.co/I7JOX1lYv0 pic.twitter.com/ds6YxaOwGz

— Big Gay Picture Show (@BigGayPicShow) January 18, 2016

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SOCK JOB split screen homage to Brian De Palma or Paul Morrissey's CHELSEA GIRLS ==> https://t.co/hMJpzwOkTC pic.twitter.com/VDYvM5M8uw

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) January 15, 2016

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SOCK JOB split screen homage to Brian De Palma or Paul Morrissey's CHELSEA GIRLS. Link here ==> http://www.sockjobthemovie.com/SockJobSideBySide.html

A photo posted by SockJob (@sockjobthemovie) on Jan 15, 2016 at 9:58am PST

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Ted Cruz mocking "NYC values?" Please. Duane Reade, 7-11 and Bank Of America may seem edgy & cool but are nothing to be afraid of #GOPDebate

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) January 15, 2016

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Republican audience delirious screaming about a blow job rivals the Ed Sullivan Show appearance of the Beatles #GOPDebate

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) January 15, 2016

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Donald Trump hates all Powerball losers

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) January 14, 2016

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I still can't believe David Bowie died. Via facebook… pic.twitter.com/jiO2pAyL5u

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) January 11, 2016

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What

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) January 11, 2016

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TBT: c.1988, w/friends at Chuy's photo booth, Dallas, TX. I had platinum, crinkle-fries hair (via Sondra Beamon) pic.twitter.com/XzmgByxfRa

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) January 4, 2016

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The "I'm into leather" girl from ANNIE HALL & "I like my coffee black" girl from AIRPLANE are now a lesbian couple living in the Catskills.

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) January 3, 2016

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