Loud, Click-y, Fake Typing Done So My Boyfriend Can Conveniently Overhear It Through The Wall In the Next Room and Think I’m Actually Working On My Manuscript When I’m Really Not (see, sometimes we have little ‘wars’ at home about which of us uses his time more constructively), Anyway, and I Also Thought I Would Just Put On My Blog Because It’s Writing, Right? I’ll-Show-Him Who’s More Ambitious, Organized and Has It More Together, Dammit (Pt. 1)
Posted by Mark Allen on 05 Jan 2007 | Tagged as: Fake Typing For My Boyfriend To Overhear
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You seem to be having trouble with your gerunds. And the topic sentences could use some work too. Otherwise, I’m in complete agreement with your point. It’s full of insight into how your mind works. And I bet the spell check was a bitch. Hope you put the boyfriend in his place.
Jim in Los Angeles
Mark! You’ve truly become a machine. Congratulations.
Gee, I hope your boyfriend doesn’t read your blog!
1. The gallery is a lie is such a depressing thought.
2. If one is blocked from leaving comments on someone’s blog, should one continue to read that blog anyway? I mean really…
3. did you see my new yorker cover? did anyone see it?
4. I went to rent “Bad Influence” lastnight here in Monticello, ny and no one has it. It was the first R rated movie I saw in the theatre and as well as the first movie I saw alone. very homoeroticus
5. Will you do something on music like a in heavy rotation
This is random typing in the comments box to make it look like I actually read Mark’s blog and that people actually leave comments.*
Sincerely,
Mr. Nose.
* (my randm typing is more concise than yours)
oh mr nose! I was simply going to leave the approximate time I spent here…like 2:32 min.
that delt…
oh lordy. genius. genius genius…genius.
I can’t wait to see Jim’s latest paintings.
riverrun, past Eve and Adam’s, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.
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O.M.G. I fake type ALL the time! Usually when the boif wants me to do something like clean out the gutters or go to Costco. But lately I’ve found myself fake typing when I’m alone.
Do you think maybe thats a sign of something being a little bit wrong?
My favorite line: “Did you know the caskets travel by plane and the animals suffocate in the low class eats of the serving the trays of the poodle paws”.
Andre Breton may have had more influence than anyone ever imagined, although he was just plagiarizing something that had been around for eons:
http://galton.uchicago.edu/~wit/automatic_writing.htm
This time around “it’s” as a possessive doesn’t trouble us. What a relief!