Mark Allen

Mark Allen Presents: Bad Early 90’s Cartoon (Pt. 1)

Posted by Mark Allen on 08 Jan 2007 | Tagged as: Bad Early 90's Cartoon

14 Responses to “Mark Allen Presents: Bad Early 90’s Cartoon (Pt. 1)”

1. on 08 Jan 2007 at 6:31 am   Sean B
   
   

   Touché…your marriage does sucks way worse than mine – I still hope this abortion takes though…

   or

   I’m not sure if my outfit is making me nervous, or if I’m making my outfit nervous…either way, I’m switching to decaf…

   or

   The 90’s rule…NOT!

2. on 08 Jan 2007 at 11:17 am   Tony
   
   

   “Did you get my email?”

3. on 08 Jan 2007 at 11:47 am   Trip
   
   

   “Why are both our hands hovering over our vaginas?”

4. on 08 Jan 2007 at 2:56 pm   Mr. Nose
   
   

   “We’ve been eating so much high fiber that our bathroom has become an information super-highway.”

5. on 08 Jan 2007 at 5:03 pm   C.B.
   
   

   “My analyst wants to conduct our therapy sessions via CD-ROM.”

6. on 08 Jan 2007 at 5:14 pm   YouKnow Who
   
   

   “I think O.J. killed Kurt with Madonna’s ‘Sex’ book at Melrose Place.”

7. on 08 Jan 2007 at 5:45 pm   Jim
   
   

   ” My ‘zine is all about appropriation and empowerment issues.”

8. on 08 Jan 2007 at 5:50 pm   Jim
   
   

   ” So we’re starting this label? It’s called like Bitch Fury? And we’re only gonna put out singles by sex- positive dyke bands or whatever.”

9. on 08 Jan 2007 at 5:53 pm   Dave86
   
   

   “I was finally able to explain the complexities of Monica-gate to my daughter by quoting the lyrics to ‘Pump Up the Jam’.”

10. on 08 Jan 2007 at 7:11 pm   Zack
    
    

    “Our son claimed that us grounding him was politically incorrect.”

11. on 08 Jan 2007 at 8:25 pm   Kobe--
    
    

    “I had to start Prozac after my Wonder-Bra got tangled in the human gyroscope.”

12. on 09 Jan 2007 at 12:11 am   boyfriday
    
    

    “I INVITED YOU HERE TO LATTE ZONE SO WE COULD PRACTICE PETTING OUR IMAGINARY LAP CATS”

13. on 09 Jan 2007 at 3:39 pm   Baphomet
    
    

    Is that Ann Steel (http://letsgetbuzy.free.fr/sitepics/ann-steel.jpg) on the right?

14. on 11 Jan 2007 at 1:18 am   JimLA
    
    

    “I think my boyfriend is getting wise to my fake typing.”

    “You’d better hope he doen’t get wise to the fake orgasms.”