Emails! I get emails!
Posted by Mark Allen on 13 Jan 2007 | Tagged as: Emails! I get emails!
Subject: stimulant streetnames cuz i like your don knots show.
From: maury o’rourk
Sent: Jan 12, 2007 11:08 PM
To: markallen@wfmu.org
Priority: Normal
Hi Mark! I like your Don Knotts shows so here are some stimulants and their streetnames:
Amphetamine famine
Body: Saint Tweedledum
AM MD
rested timpani
B-bombs’ trilogy Outcomes
Imported Nair= indie-flammable
Museum: Remus nymphomania
sex-Mph Altman
Bumsite-laminated
pH Benzedrine Multis
Ms. Maupassant Umpteen
Benz-eater
Openhearted-Ma’am Amnesiac
Barnstorm Orgy
Pentecost Pentagram: Mule Deluxe…
metadrine
Amphetatame
Bitumen Promethean
Bloodhound-white-Amphetamine
Balletic beauties
ASPCA huntsman-epitome
Diabolic birds-Jamima
Blockbusting-Blackmollies’-inevitable boy
‘the odalisque nympho yelled ‘cock!’
Amphetamine famine
Blue mollies=Nympho-Almanac’s Amputee
Blue devils’ Champ
Bolt-Immunodeficient
Bobbitt-Heroin
Bomb-Brain-pills
medium Oomph
Brain NeWS velveteens
Geronimo pimps
Mennen-tickler manna
Reversible Gratuitousness
Blab Easter Candy Consignor
Crack Minuteman Enterprise: makers of Cartwheel Armfuls
Sherlocketamine
Chicken powder met Methadone
Chocolate Mafia dope
Charo: Exterminator Fanny rpm
Dramamine: Coast to coast
methadone-depraved Santa
high morphine inhalator
Cram-crowning meters
Crisscross Amphetamines met Enron
Christmastime Thorazine
Crossbow matadors-mine
Crystal-Coca=openhearted-Pompom
Crystal Motrin
Dex Embalming headstone
Dixie’s Ampheta-Diamonds
kismetamine traditional
tux-memento
Diet Metamucil— Amen
Doll Guamanian
Majesty-menthol
MD meth papa met Amenhotep’s headdress
Spectrophotometer-crossed mongoose
Tramp Ambient
Jamima menthol
Rumormongered o’er NY
oddball stamina= Pancho Vietminh
Eye openers, Anyone?
Five are Nymphet
Stonewashed Motherland
MD Forwards Amphetamines
French blues
Groin-eclair Heteros
Greenish urinating
mealtime-Medicating
feminism-myth
Go! Marmaduke
Hydrant Meow-bro
Muse email’s Tamerlane
Horsehead’s Amp-eater
Headpit matinee
Tijuana grown in water (hydroponic)
Ibot, egad!oxyDumdum
dementia suntan
Mamet Cancan
Am/pm
Jell-beep
thy DEA
Cesarean Hat-phone
Edison tampon
enema megaphone
Jugs Mapper
Lemme-wined mine
headhunt preppies
Tampon Long-On
Lightning-hab
Armani poppers
Nightmare Lottery
Turkmenimines
Maritime Ermine Modern
Bonhomie helmets
Xeroxesets
MiniCosmetimos
MaryZimmers
Cinnamon attacks
(flimflam) Teen- amanuensis
Morning shot Armani
Moonshine Heinz
CosmetAMA
Nunamine
Pimp pills
Orangeomone
Preemiea
Pinklipsam
Pinkenum
Poor Man’s Madwomen
Pixiemma Amsterdam
Pollutants = Umpteen-Othello omen
Capri mind
Purple Head Amber
Remington La
Rancher impertinents Preteen Spa
Slummin’/Southampton dope-Hatemongers
Ringmaster Anytime, methinks, met phenomenas engine
Roses Inasmuch-oddment spanking sometime, autumn
Sienna Coiffure
Snowplough’s onetime
Snowball’s Cockamamie-damn
Armful-knot Leontine
Sparklers Amphetamine
Buckshot-Hearted
Instant Purple Amber;
Remington’s Preteen Spa
Slummin’ Southampton dope
Ringmaster met Onassis Rush-oddment
Restroom spanking smut-Imodium
Sienna Coiffure
Snowplough’s onetime Salesman= ergonomic-dandy
Sr Lonely Katinka
Furtwangler’s Ape
‘Spread Knickknack’s Cd ‘Tempo’
Speedboat Cocaine: mixing seawater with crack smacked together
der klepto: a heroin omelet
Spider Spillane= meat meets amphetamines’ Katrina–the simulation-lover’s
Pinata
roofgarden resupply= anti-Mancini
Hefner ark: a duplicitous Swarthy-Oreo
Ump-Pimp
howbeit Cross? minus pine?!
Sincerely,
Maury
If I send you nonsensical, crazy emails.. will you put them on your site too? Oh wait, I do that almost every day.
Sincerely,
Mr. Nose