Have Asperger’s syndrome? Also an obsessive hatred of continuity errors in movies and TV shows?
Posted by Mark Allen on 28 Mar 2007 | Tagged as: Random Posts
Do you suffer from Asperger’s syndrome? Do you have an obsessive hatred of continuity errors in movies and TV shows? Well dear Viking of mistake-pointing-out, your Valhalla has arrived! NitPickers.com is a massive, anybody-can-contribute database filled with documentation of the kinds of mistakes that most people don’t care about, or giggle over. But not you! Justice can finally be served as you bitch proudly for the world to see! In excrutiating detail! Here’s a random heading of one of the site’s entries, in the TV section:
“The Munsters: special effects: I SEE MORE WIRES!!! C’MON PEOPLE!!!”
GRRRR!! One can imagine that the members of this site take this kind of thing very seriously. Popular movies like The Lord of the Rings and Star Wars have zillions of entries (which can also be refuted by members – often by those which occupy the site’s ‘Top Ten Nitpickers’ list… *shudder*). Often, much less popular fare gets massive attention, especially if the film’s subject is of historical importance, whether directly like Pearl Harbor;
“Rosevelt’s eyeglasses have a reflection that is tinted green. The green tint is caused by an anti-glare coating on the eyeglasses. Anti-glare coating for eye glasses was not invented until recently, and should NOT have been in a movie that took place at the beginning of World War II!”
…or indirectly, like The Mummy
“…the pyramids were not stuccoed!”
There’s the occasional surprise; Showgirls only has only four complaints, Plan 9 From Outer Space has only 35. So if you’re boiling mad after being up late and watching a 2:30 AM rerun of Designing Women where you saw a character’s coffee cup on a counter change color after the camera cut away, don’t let that abomination go unchastened!
I’m going to like 5 movies a day now during the first AFI Film Festival here in Dallas and let me tell you. I feel obsessive compulsive when I’m finished viewing an entry. We get these cards to rate the movies and I have to hold myself back from writing on them. I completely understand continuity issues, they drive me crazy. Don’t get me started on if I think the movie is horrible. I want to write a freakin’ thesis on how the filmmaker needs to improve his craft. Hey but at least I don’t turn light switches on and off 15 times.
okay… i just looked at a few comments about ‘the exorcist’ on the nitpicker site and i have to say that reading them was an irritating experience. things that people shouldn’t question, things that people don’t question, all explored in detail. it’s like being stuck at a dinner table with the most inane conversation ever. i did find it funny, however, to note that ‘eraserhead’ is one of the films listed on the site.
Dorothy Comingore’s crooked wig in “Citizen Kane” always annoyed me.
Sincerely,
Mr. Nose