I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday…
Posted by Mark Allen on 31 May 2007 | Tagged as: Random Posts
At our giganternormousmegacropolisupermarket out here in “the hills,” Jim and I recently ran across a stellar display in the bakery department; tables covered with about 50 identical and freshly baked “hamburger cakes.” Each was sealed in its own clear plastic cake cover, and they were on sale for $6 a pop. The things you see when you don’t have a camera. We had to buy one. About one foot across, the meat and bun are made alternately out of vanilla and chocolate cakes, and the butter icing is colored and formed to look like lettuce, tomato, mustard, cheese and bread. It even has real sesame seeds sprinkled all over the top. We expected it to be awful, but it was surprisingly good. I thought I had run across some new, hidden supermarket bakery trend out here in the gaseous swamplands, but alas found out that the hamburger cake is a tried and true suburban mom tradition.
Ok, the idea is cute. Especially when well-executed.
But that thing you’re holding looks like a (failed) science experiment. Either that or you smooshed the hell out of it on the way home.
Maybe pogo-sticks aren’t the best means of transportation for trips to the market, Mark.
Oh Spazmo, didn’t you know? Now that they live in the mountains, covered wagon over rocky roads is the only way to and fro from the Sam’s Club.
Sincerely,
Mr. Nose
I’d rather drink ink that eat that mound of gloop.
FYI MArk, you are still and always will be an A1 hottie.
K
easy cowboy. that shit will go directly to your thighs!!
dude, those cakes are N-A-S-T-Y. every summer family get-together, at least one of my 4 sisters is BOUND to score one of these monstrosities. even my vegetarian lesbian sister has purchased one.