Super-Colossal Spider Lair, Spun Deep in the Heart of Texas, Creeps the Hell Out of World at Large
Posted by Mark Allen on 13 Sep 2007 | Tagged as: Random Posts
It appeared without warning – smothering a 200-yard area of land and trees, and eventually creating a kind of tunnel – in a remote area of a state park in Wills Point, Texas. Entomologists claim several species of spider have mysteriously converged to create it, and say the phenomenon is incredibly rare. When she first discovered it, park superintendent Donna Garde claimed it was “fairyland white,” but later became brownish after millions of mosquitoes began collecting in it’s trap. “There are times you can literally hear the screech of millions of mosquitoes caught in those webs.” Garde told the Fort Worth Star Telegram in late August. The natural construction has changed it’s massive shape a few times, and appears to keep regenerating, after being destroyed by weather, and now gawkers. Here is a link to a growing page that keeps up with the spider web’s history, print and TV news stories (video), photos, information, etc.
Yick, can you imagine?
It would make a perfect PBF cartoon: a bunch of enraptured kids running down that white, wispy path yelling “A fairy castle! Listen, they’re singing to us! C’mon everybody!”
Or an Onion headline: Spider rally for peace & understanding disrupted by gawkers, mosquitoes.
“We’re not monsters – we just want to be left alone.” said Orville, a local Orb-Weaver. “We’re more afraid of you than…oh what’s the use?” he added, his reedy voice trailing off bitterly.