Even though these are pretty much available widely on the web, here they all are in one place anyway. Every insult that Dr. Smith (Jonathan Harris) flung at Robby the Robot (Bob May) during the course of their “relationship” on the 1960’s TV show Lost In Space: Adlepated Amateur, Adlepated Armor Bearer, Aluminum Canary, Animated Weather Station, Arrogant Automation, As Protective as a Leaky Umbrella, Astigmatic Automaton, Automated Oaf, Babbling Birdbrain, Babbling Bumpkin, Bellicose Bumpkin, Big Mouth, Blithering Blatherskite, Blithering Booby, Bloated Blimp, Blundering Bag of Bolts, Blithering Bumpkin, Book-Making Booby, Broken-down Has Been, Brutish Product of the Mineral World, Bubble Brain, Bubble-Head, Bubble-Headed Booby, Bulbous Bumpkin, Bumbling Bag of Bolts, Bumbling Booby, Bumbling Bucket of Bolts, Bumbling Cracker Barrel, Bumptious Booby, Bumptious Braggart, Bungler, Bungling Incompetent, Cackling Cacophony, Cackling Canister, Cackling Clod, Cackling Cookoo, Cackling Coward, Cantankerous Clod, Cold Hearted Clod, Caterwauling Clod, Cautious Clump Chattering Magpie, Clanking Clod, Clod-Like Collection of Condensors, Clumsy Clod, Clumsy Cloot, Clumsy Clump, Complete Moron, Computerized Clod, Computerized Clump, Confused Compass, Cowardly Clump, Cowardly Friend, Cumbersome Clod, Cumbersome Clump, Cybernetic Simpleton, Cybernetic Skeptic, Defective Detective, Dehumanized Lie Dispenser, Demented Diode, Deplorable Dummy, Deplorable Dunderhead, Despotic Dunce, Digitised Dunce, Dippity Dunce, Disreputable Dunce, Disreputable Dunderhead, Doctor Dunderhead, Dottering Dolt, Dottering Dunderhead, Dunce Dunderhead, Elephantine Adam, Egomanicale Ethrentricity, Evasive Coward, Ferrous Frankenstein, Fiend in Tin Clothing, Floundering Flunky, Foolish Fop, Frightful Fractious Frump, Frozen Eskimo, Fugitive From a Junkheap, Fugitive From a Junkyard, Fugitive From a Scrap Heap, Fugitive From a Scrap Metal Yard, Gallumphing Gargoyle, Gargantuan Goose, Garrulous Gargoyle Ghoul, Gigantic Gargoyle Goose, Gregarious Gremlin, Hard-Headed Harbinger of Death, Hard-Headed Harbinger of Evil, Hardware Hyena, Hopeless Heap of Tainted Tin, Hulking Mass of Mechanical Ignorance, Hypertensive Hypochondriac, Ignominious Ignoramus, Ill-informed Ignoramus, Impersonal Collection of Inanimate Hardware, Incompetent Moronic Lump, Incompetent Walking Ingot, Incompetent Idiot, Incompetent Imbecile, Ineffectual Ineptitude Inept Gold Bricker, Inept Idiot, Infamous Informer, Ingot of Ingratitude, Ingrate, Insensitive Brute, Insensitive Clump, Insensitive Idiot, Insensitive Machine, Insipid Ineptitude, Iron-Borne Ingrate, Irresponsible Winebibber, Jabbering Jackanape, Jabbering Jeremiah, Jabbering Judas, Jangling Junkheap, Jespoty Dunce, John Barley Corn, Judas Juvenile, Junkpile Klunker, Know Nothing Numskull, Lagert Lamebrained Lump, Lead-lined Lothario, Lead-lined Lump, Lily Livered Lump, Lily-Livered Lead-Lined Lummox, Little Mother, Ludricous Lump, Lugubrious Lagert, Lugubrious Lump, Magnificent Mobile, Malicious Moron, Mass of Fear, Mealy-mouthed Rogue, Meandering Mental Midget, Mechanical Dunderhead, Mechanical Friend, Mechanical Meddler, Mechanical Misery, Mechanical Misfit, Mechanical Monolith, Mechanical Moron, Mechanical Murderer, Meddler, Medical School Dropout, Mediocre Medical Misfit, Mental Midget, Metallic Ham, Metallic Monstrosity, Metallic Murderer, Metallurgical Friend, Miserable Mass of Metal, Miserable Mechanism, Misguided Moron, Mechanical Misery, Misshapen Mummy, Monstrous Mountebank, Mechanized Misguided Moron, Monstrous Metallurgical Meddler, Mr. Wrongway Computer, Mumbling Mass of Metal, My Insensitive Friend, Myna Bird, Nattering Ninny, Neanderthal Ninny, Negligent Ninny, Nervous Ninny, Nickering, Ninny Nincompoop, Ninny Noxious, Ninny, Obsolete Oaf, Obsolete Piece of Scrap Metal, Old Booby, Overcautious Concoction, Overgrown Ninny, Oversized Oaf, Parsimonious Puppet, Pathetic Pomposity, Pedagogical Pip-squeak, Pitiable Pip-squeak, Plasticized Parrot, Pompous Pip-squeak, Ponderous Plumber, Pot Headed Prankster, Pot-Bellied Prankster, Pot-Bellied Pumpkin, Powered Prankster, Preening Popinjay, Presumptuous Pip-Squeak, Presumptuous Popinjay, Pretentious Popinjay, Primitive Pile of Pistons, Proverbial Neanderthal Ninny, Puny Pip-squeak, Pusillanimous Pinhead, Pusillanimous Pip-squeak, Pusillanimous Puncher, Pusillanimous Punkah, Pusillanimous Puppet, Pusillanimous Tyrant, Quivering Quintessence of Fear, Ramshackled Romeo, Rattletrap, Real Great Goose, Ridiculous Robot, Ridiculous Roustabout, Ridiculous Ruin, Robust Rock Hound, Rolly-Poly, Rowdy, Rusty Rasputin, Sanctimonious Scatterbrain, Scurrilous Scatterbrain, Sententious Sloth, Sickening Cybernetic, Silent Sentinel, Silly Goose, Silly Old Ninny, Silly Sausage, Silly Sloth, Silly Stupid Lovable Old Ninny, Silver-Plated Sellout, Simple Simon, Slick Sophisticated & Charming Companion, Snivelling Cinderbox, Sorry Specimen of Computerhood, Stalwart Companion, Stalwart Sortie, Steely-Eyed Sorcerer, Stubborn Clatterbrain, Stupid Friend, Tarnished Friend, Tarnished Trumpet, Tattletale, Terrified Mechanical Dunderhead, Tin-Plated Fool, Tin-Plated Fraud, Tin-Plated Snitch, Tin-Plated Tattletale, Tin-Plated Tintinnabulation, Tin-Plated Traitor, Tin-Plated Tyrant, Tintinnabulation, Tin Can, Tiresome Thesaurus, Traitor, Traitorous Electronic Junk Pile, Traitorous Tin-Plated Fugitive from a Junkyard, Traitorous Tintinnabulation, Traitorous Transistorized Toad, Transistorized Tiger, Treasonous Tyrant, Trusty Aid, Tyrannical Tin Plate, Tyrannus Thesaurus, Unabridged Dictionary, Unconscious Concoction, Unctuous Underling, Uncultured Clump, Ungrateful Underling, Ungrateful Wretch, Unspeakable Insult, Weakling, Worry Wart, Worthless Electronic Scrapheap, Wretch, Wrong Way Computer.

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