Posted by Mark Allen on 28 Aug 2010 | Tagged as: Random Posts
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Inner Decor: Brion Gysin's Dreamachine |
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I, Roommate: The Robot Housekeeper Arrives |
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His New York State of Mind |
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Going Home Again, in a Worried Mind's Eye + (pics) |
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A Cellphone for Calling Butterfield 8: The Hulger/Pokia |
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Times Square at 100: Once I Was You |
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Automated Voices in the Air |
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Eric Andre: The Gay Interview |
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The Ghost of Grindr |
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Good/Bad Art Collective's Infomercial |
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Yesterday's Tomorrow: The "Future" in Films |
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Obliteration Cinema: The Best/Worst Apocalyptic Films |
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Interview: Thomas Haustein from Christiane F. |
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Interview: J.G. Thirlwell (Foetus) |
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Interview: David Cunningham (Flying Lizards) |
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Do You Fear Music? Melophobia Is Real! |
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Diseased Pariah News The first AIDS Fanzine |
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Confessions of a 'Gay Slob' |
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An Interview With Bruce LaBruce |
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An Interview With Matthew Camp |
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Reconnecting With My High School Stalker Crush |
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I Left My Ears in NYC |
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Is Gay Men's Distaste for Football Innate? |
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Why I Think How to Survive a Plague is Going to be Huge |
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Go-Go Harder Teaches Male Burlesque Class |
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Is the NYC Gay Pride Parade a Square Peg? |
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Could the Stonewall Riots Be Staged as a Battle Reenactment? |
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Bull Riding Ropes in Gay Fans |
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Ask Me! Interviews Me |
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Daniel Nardicio Interviews Me |
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Fierth.com Interviews Me |
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Driving Naked To Austin |
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Sam Stern: Q&A About My 9-year Relationship w/ Jim |
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I Wrapped a Giant Condom Over Jesse Helms' House |
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My Childhood Sewer |
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UNT's Bruce Hall vs. The Phone Sex Tape Bandit |
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Football & the Homosexual Brain |
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A History of Drywall |
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Famous Film Locations on GoogleEarth |
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I Suffered Stendhal Syndrome at Universal Studios! |
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The Teacher Who Influenced Me the Most in High School |
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Pinko Commie Square Pegs: My 9th Grade Punk Fanzine |
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The Cyber Crush/ The Cyber Crutch |
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Infinity People |
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Real Life, Just Around the Corner |
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The Day I Was Protested Against |
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It's Not Gonna Be OK |
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Sociopaths: They're Gonna Make it After All! |
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A History of Christian Stand-Up |
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Interview with Hot Poop! |
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I Know a Secret or Two About Goo: Male Gunge |
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The Tunguska Explosion of 1908 |
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Art Crimes |
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A History of Amusement Park Dark Rides |
The Flying Lizards: A Band Arranged According to the Laws of Chance [Sound Collector #6, 2001]
Flying Lizards website
Who Is Harry Stephen Keeler? [A To Izzard, A Harry Stephen Keeler Companion, Ramble House]
Bob [blind]
David [deaf]
Greg Walloch
[cerebral palsy and famous]
Kevin [lost left leg]
Victor [too skinny]
Derek [lost most of right arm]
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My 9/11 photos: downtown NYC that morning |
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My 9/11 photos: "ground zero" that night |
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A large gallery of photos I have taken (early 00's) |
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A larger gallery of photos I've taken (early 00's) |
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Some photos I took in the Catskills |
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Mark Allen photos by Hans Fahrmeyer, and the stories |
Trip to the Middle of Nowhere
Paris
Columbine High School
Archives of Harry Stephen Keeler
Central Park at night
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The Teacher Who Influenced Me the Most |
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Shorter |
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Driving Naked to Austin |
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After a Bike Ride, Paradise is Lost |
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Stendhal Syndrome in Hollywood |
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Football & the Homosexual Brain |
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An Interview With Amy Sedaris |
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An Interview With Shane Carruth |
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An Interview With Kenneth Goldsmith |
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Marina Abramovic's New Space |
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The Rise and Fall of Music Download Blogs |
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Internet History: Jodi.org |
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Internet History: Sharpeworld.com |
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Internet History: RexsWorld.com |
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Internet History: Cockeyed.com |
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My WFMU Shows |
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My WFMU Blog Posts |
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Road Trip: Travelers' Tales |
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Beatrice |
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Losing it at Universal Studios |
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My Ex-Gay Adventure! |
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My Night As a Gay Superhero, (pic) |
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Hitchiking Naked On Avenue A |
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Pics Of Me Through The Years |
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Mark & Jim At World's Largest Kaleidoscope |
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Mark & Jim At House On The Rock |
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Halloween at Mark & Jim's House, 2009 |
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Art Follies! |
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Recent Hair |
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Recent Food |
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Jim Krewson's Feelings Hog |
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My Recent PBR Twitter Spazz-Out |
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My Recent John Denver Twitter Spazz-Out |
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My Ass |
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What Would It Be Like To Be a WFMU DJ On Another Planet? |
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Skin Condition in Romania (pt. 1, 2, 3, 4) |
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Abu Ghraib: Torture, or Art? |
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UNT Bruce Hall Art School Photos c.1987 |
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Drudge Report as an Anagram |
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Sam Stern: 70's Porn Music vs. 80's Porn Music |
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JonBenet Convicted in Mark Karr Case |
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Re-visiting Taxi Driver Locations |
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Vegitarianism a Gate Drug to Breatharianism? |
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My Ultimate Disguise |
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Bushisms |
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The Jar |
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Pedestrian Spy |
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Equation To Calculate Gay NYC... Now |
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Pictures Taken Of Catskill While Jogging |
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Anagrams of Popular URLs |
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Live-Tweeting Andy Warhol's Empire |
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Beatrice |
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All About Not Being All About Me |
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The Nothing, Nothing, Nothing Cake |
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Andrea Naschak (April Rayne) + interview |
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John Friedrich |
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Thomas Haustein |
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