Some old photos and stories…hitchhiking naked on Avenue A
Posted by Mark Allen on 20 Mar 2007 | Tagged as: Random Posts
Here is a picture of me hitchhiking naked on Avenue A in Manhattan in 1991. Some friends and I came up with the idea, and shot it right outside the Pyramid Club on a Saturday afternoon. I remember it was a clear day. We huddled inside the club, wrapped a sheet around me, lifted the security gate of the club and ran out, I threw the sheet off and stood there – he snapped the shot. One take. Not bad for chaos! The photo was taken by our friend Merritt. The only reaction I remember was some little kids across the street screaming “Yeaaauuuu-eeek!!!��? otherwise people just looked or drove by with wide eyes and blank faces. But this was downtown NYC after all, a long time ago. The East Village was very, very different back then – it was kind of like the American wild west. At that specific time, the Pyramid Club was known mostly for a Wednesday night psychedelic drag theater night called “Channel 69,��? thrown by pioneering My Comrade publisher Linda Simpson. The club is amazingly still standing (and so is Linda). This photo was used for some NYC flyers, and even made into some giant posters for a Canadian event, which I have a roll of in my attic.
The picture was done before Madonna’s Sex book came out, which had this photo in it. Not that the same image hadn’t probably appeared decades earlier in countless Swedish porn magazines, or Tom of Finland illustrations, admittedly. I mean, a naked person hitchhiking? It’s like deciding to paint a bowl of fruit. I thought the background in this shot seemed really dull, until I realized the background in the Madonna’s was just as bland.
The boots I was wearing belonged to DJ Craig Spencer (sigh…), who weirdly actually ended up in Madonna’s Sex book, on page 33, helping Tony Ward rape Madonna in a school gymnasium, and then licking his ear.
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In a similar vein, I was recently contacted by some old friends from Act Up, letting me know about their recent 20th anniversary demonstration in Times Square. I couldn’t make it, but I saw some photos from the event. It was somewhat sparsely attended, but they must have anticipated that fact, in organizing a street demonstration – which seemed to be one small component of a larger strategy. This is the age where PR-soaked media/internet-tangled prankery grabs every spotlight. Larry Kramer’s gritty speech the night before was rather interesting. Usually I can’t get to the end of one of Kramer’s write-ups without my face contorting into a moldy, winced grapefruit (to protect my eyes?)… but I actually found this text by him to be very moving, and would recommend reading it to anyone.
It was nice to see some old friends in the recent Act Up demo photos. It prompted me to rummage through my rolodex of photos, and dig up this one below, which was snapped by Scott Morgan at Act Up’s successful 1991 Kennebunkport action, which was not sparsely attended. The quaint little town was a second home to George Bush Sr., and on that particular weekend (while he and family was there) it was, quite literally, invaded by Act Up groups from all over the world – to protest his administration’s inaction against the world-wide epidemic at the time. Days later, Bush had to address the protest, and subsequent questions, during a nationally broadcast press conference. This photo was taken where the final march ended, a police blockade at the end of the long gated driveway leading to his home. It’s me, in front of a line of authority figures, making a funny face.
These types of photos, in the later part of the 20th Century, are all mock-ups of this iconic series of 60’s protest pictures, which have found eternal life in being done to death. Now it seems you can’t turn sideways without bumping into pictures of this sort, on people’s websites and things – like one of a girl flashing her boobs at a camera while a line of cops stand in a line behind her unaware, or a pic of some kid with his pants down mooning the front of a corporate headquarters building while flipping the camera the bird. The impact of this type of imagery has long-ago been smothered by the sincerest form of flattery, and mutated into reckonable commodity – which is probably why you still see it so much. So, again… here’s me in front of some cops, in 1991, mocking what they stand for with a goofy face and a thumb out pointing at them like I don’t care about them. I’m sure the world has never been the same since.
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Speaking of cigarettes hanging out of mouths as a tired-but-true photo prop device in pictures that are copies of other pictures, there are these two pictures (definitely not copies) of me in 1993, by the excellent shutter guy Hans Fahrmeyer, story here:
These were were copied, intentionally, a few years ago by Tony, who has a blog over at LargeTony.com:
There’s one American flag I’d like to see burn! LOL!
Hmmm-Some of those sexy White House security guards make me feel like I might need some discipline. Deep discipline. Maybe even some torture!
i cant believe that i never noticed how freaking adorable your ears are!
I love your blog !! your funny and an excellent writer and smokin’ hot (truly unfair,couldnt you at least be ugly or stupid JUST KIDDING ) keep up the good work and the movie reviews – Your amazing – if your ever in miami beach you need to look me up –(as a tour guide,i know which stones to turn over ) tommy
The Pyramid Club is still there?? STILL?? Oh my gawd.
Mark, Dear –
Your ability to alternate the nauseatingly vile and the scintillatingly exciting with pictures and posts on your blog is frankly giving me a migraine. It’s like karma: you feel guilty about one post only to be punished by the next (although I’ve always thought karma was too much of a maddening carousel ride fantasy to believe in anyway). What’s to come after this? The Jar part VII?
Sincerely,
Mr. Nose
ps. I’ll remain classy and tell you that the photo of you up top standing nude on the street is adorable – a boy only a mother could hate.
Honk if you’re horny?
Jeebus! Those dimples of yours could melt icebergs!
Seriously, I love you for your brains and all, but god damn, boy…you should have that body insured.
Didn’t anyone tell you it’s unsafe to hitchike? In New York City? In the nude?
How fun to go down memory lane. I remember old NY. *sigh*
Thanks for the stroll down memory lane, Mark.
Good stuff.
The early 90’s were great because everything was important back then — the AIDS challenge charged everything with meaning, whether it was marching in the street or sucking cock in a backroom. A little like living in wartime. “An army of lovers..”
Kramer’s jeremiads are always significant for their anger if nothing else. He’s right about genocide — that’s the logical outcome of the “gay gene” stuff.
Thanks for the link to Kramer and the look back.
the hitchhiking pic brought up old memories of the hood. i don’t think the background is bland at all. there’s a lot of history in there.
but tell us the truth, are you really the guy who writes largetony’s blog?
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Richard Sandler will screen BRAVE NEW YORK and SWAY,
two of his classic New York City documentaries…..
where: MUDSPOT CINEMA GARDEN at MUD
307 east 9th street
(east of second avenue)
212-228-9074
when: MONDAY, April 23rd at 8:00 pm
admission: FREE (but buy a coffee, beer or wine)
blurbs:
“Brave New York� (2004, 55 min.) is a free form documentary that loosely chronicles the last 12 years of intense change in the East Village hood. From the reopening of a newly curfewed Tompkins Square Park and Wigstock in ‘92, to the destruction of the cherished Loisaida Community Gardens, to the yuppie invasions of the dot com years, to the present era, indelibly stamped with post 9/11 grief, this durable, lusty neighborhood survives in spite of a real estate gold rush that has excluded all but the well-to-do. The movie’s main voices are those of the artists and street people whose wisdom and commentaries upon the dominant culture give us pause amidst the speedy approach of a ‘Brave New World.’
SWAY (2006, 33 min.) is an experimental documentary edited from 14 years of shooting video in the New York subways.