Mark Allen

Mariah Carey's New Year's Eve performance was better than The Cramps' 1978 Napa State Mental Hospital gig

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) January 1, 2017

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How many mornings have I accidentally put cumin in my oatmeal instead of cinnamon? I've lost count. Times I've eaten it anyway? Same number.

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 30, 2016

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This Christmas we should all drop acid

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 23, 2016

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Is the internet dead? #istheinternetdead

A photo posted by Mark Allen (@markallennyc) on Dec 23, 2016 at 10:32am PST

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Wow… I was surprised by TICKLED! (2016) Unsettling, slow-burn documentary that anyone who was active on the internet in its earliest days will feel vindicated by. Dark justice!

A photo posted by Mark Allen (@markallennyc) on Dec 21, 2016 at 8:30pm PST

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This band was ahead of their time. Too bad they sucked

A photo posted by Mark Allen (@markallennyc) on Dec 20, 2016 at 10:41am PST

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#notcreepy #wereyousleeping #youleftyourwindowopen #ibroughtsometools #copycat #GGAllen

A photo posted by Mark Allen (@markallennyc) on Dec 20, 2016 at 10:40am PST

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#hudson #newyork #cprdummy #frozen #policedepartment #eldery #rescued #mannequin #googleit

A photo posted by Mark Allen (@markallennyc) on Dec 17, 2016 at 4:14pm PST

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Gore @matthewcamp

A photo posted by Mark Allen (@markallennyc) on Dec 17, 2016 at 10:38am PST

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"A new system was about to be born." #HyperNormalisation #AdamCurtis #2016 #recommended

A photo posted by Mark Allen (@markallennyc) on Dec 15, 2016 at 9:09pm PST

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Hey kids!

A photo posted by Mark Allen (@markallennyc) on Dec 15, 2016 at 10:55am PST

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"Be sure to tell the young woman, that mother sends regards." #daughtersofdarkness

A photo posted by Mark Allen (@markallennyc) on Dec 14, 2016 at 6:37pm PST

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Underrated comp

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"Oh god… it's his ear." #theincrediblemeltingman

A photo posted by Mark Allen (@markallennyc) on Dec 13, 2016 at 6:28pm PST

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What Grindr feels like in upstate NY

A photo posted by Mark Allen (@markallennyc) on Dec 13, 2016 at 12:48pm PST

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A video posted by Mark Allen (@markallennyc) on Dec 9, 2016 at 5:52pm PST

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Mad, July 1972 #MAD #madmagazine

A photo posted by Mark Allen (@markallennyc) on Dec 9, 2016 at 9:09am PST

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"I don't think you have to leave anything behind. Just have a beautiful time like all the other junk litter in the universe. And say goodbye. I don't know what else to tell you." #idahotransfer

A photo posted by Mark Allen (@markallennyc) on Dec 8, 2016 at 5:28pm PST

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"They will find your body and declare you dead. Your mind will work after it is buried. But by that time it has gone mad." #shortnightofglassdolls

A photo posted by Mark Allen (@markallennyc) on Dec 7, 2016 at 6:01pm PST

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Thanks so much to my friend @gregorynalbone for turning me onto the Facetune app. My selfies look *perfect* now! #facetune

A photo posted by Mark Allen (@markallennyc) on Dec 7, 2016 at 4:30pm PST

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