Mark Allen

Ted Cruz mocking "NYC values?" Please. Duane Reade, 7-11 and Bank Of America may seem edgy & cool but are nothing to be afraid of #GOPDebate

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) January 15, 2016

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Republican audience delirious screaming about a blow job rivals the Ed Sullivan Show appearance of the Beatles #GOPDebate

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) January 15, 2016

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Donald Trump hates all Powerball losers

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) January 14, 2016

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I still can't believe David Bowie died. Via facebook… pic.twitter.com/jiO2pAyL5u

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) January 11, 2016

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What

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) January 11, 2016

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TBT: c.1988, w/friends at Chuy's photo booth, Dallas, TX. I had platinum, crinkle-fries hair (via Sondra Beamon) pic.twitter.com/XzmgByxfRa

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) January 4, 2016

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The "I'm into leather" girl from ANNIE HALL & "I like my coffee black" girl from AIRPLANE are now a lesbian couple living in the Catskills.

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) January 3, 2016

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My most popular Instagram posts this year pic.twitter.com/UI2UBthAqx

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 30, 2015

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An emailed Christmas card from https://t.co/RSTL6CDiOG is always a delight.

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 29, 2015

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I'd really love to see the John Giorno retrospective in Tokyo.

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 29, 2015

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George Clayton Johnson RIP

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 29, 2015

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Do you like the song "Jingle Bells?" https://t.co/iWifMMXV3f

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 26, 2015

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I love this 72 degree Christmas! I'm gonna toss on some leg warmers and a hair scrunchie and go for a brisk jog.

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 24, 2015

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— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 24, 2015

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Did you feel that chill? The 2015 Miss Universe verdict is clearly an augury of the 2016 US presidential election results. WE'RE DOOMED.

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 21, 2015

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Calling it: Hillary's scene-stealing extended bathroom break will eventually replace Dorian Corey official definition of "shade" #DemDebate

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 20, 2015

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Somebody needs to slip Martin O'Malley a klonopin #DemDebate

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 20, 2015

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Separated at birth? PHASMA and DOT MATRIX pic.twitter.com/hD8NHfXQeC

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 19, 2015

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Here's Jim and me after seeing THE FORCE AWAKENS. Can you tell from our expressions what we thought of it? Hmm… pic.twitter.com/gQh7vG1N8H

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 19, 2015

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I'd say "RIP Mark & Jez" but the show had such a following I've a suspicion we'll be seeing them again. #peepshow pic.twitter.com/pzKBMriGDb

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) December 18, 2015

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