Mark Allen

sockjobthemovie.com Prop design by @jimkrewson Yay it looks perfect!

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Summer reading pic.twitter.com/Rzzi7ZUqEV

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) August 13, 2015

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Noodles hates when I interrupt her reading (but I still have to hold the book for her) pic.twitter.com/vWvEMPpMGD

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) August 13, 2015

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Summer reading II pic.twitter.com/QcqC3wv4nQ

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) August 13, 2015

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— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) August 11, 2015

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Calm down, the #GOPDebate is starting! Don’t tell me to calm down, YOU fucking calm down! No you fucking calm down! Fuck you! *BANG!* #tcot

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) August 7, 2015

FOX News cameras catch a cackling Pope Francis flying his crosier above the auditorium spelling "Surrender Donald" in white smoke #GOPDebate

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) August 7, 2015

People rooting for Donald Trump this early are like Rosemary trusting Dr. Sapirstein at the beginning of ROSEMARY'S BABY. #GOPDebate #tcot

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) August 7, 2015

Any awkward silence would be a good time for Dr. Strangelove to come creaking onto the stage in his wheelchair. #GOPDebate #tcot

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) August 7, 2015

The current GOP is like THEY LIVE except when you put the glasses on everything looks the same & there are no secret words. #GOPDebate #tcot

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) August 7, 2015

Random anagrams of "GOP Candidates:" Adapts Nice God, Candid Gestapo, Agenda Cost Dip, Pact Diagnosed, Goads Pedantic. #GOPDebate

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) August 7, 2015

Random anagrams of "GOP Candidates:" Depicts A Gonad, Antacids Do Peg, Cad Tea Dopings, Epic Data Dongs. #GOPDebate

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) August 7, 2015

Many GOP declarations on U.S. problems sound eerily similar to Divine's press conference at the end of PINK FLAMINGOS. #GOPDebate #tcot

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) August 7, 2015

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TBT: a deleted passage from my Ghost of Grindr story for 429 that was a personal favorite (but it had to be cut!) pic.twitter.com/iZKcH3D1ZR

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) August 5, 2015

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TBT: anybody remember RAW? pic.twitter.com/kbdgEnzm0u

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) July 30, 2015

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Ingrid Sischy RIP

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) July 24, 2015

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Hey tourists! JUNKIE MCDONALD'S! http://t.co/rRo4aOZl4y

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) July 20, 2015

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"Thurston always misunderstood the line 'society's arms of control' from Black Flag's 'Rise Above' as 'society is a hole,' hence the title."

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) July 13, 2015

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My thoughts about the recent death of NYC club fixture @RobFernandezNYC https://t.co/mcdDGTvQn8

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) July 10, 2015

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@matthewcamp

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Now we know: 20th century enclosed phone booths not invented for privacy, but for the blood pressure levels of everyone in surrounding area.

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) July 11, 2015

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TBT: me photographed by Christopher Makos, 1993, "The Kiss" pic.twitter.com/6vxNx0UMEV

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) July 3, 2015

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Tho what you're thaying ith that my denthures aren't thexthy? Yeth, but you're implying it with your tharcasm. #tinder

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) July 3, 2015

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I want less abs. Does anyone know good exercises to make my muscles smaller? I need an un-trainer.

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) July 1, 2015

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