Mark Allen

Burt Kwouk RIP

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) May 24, 2016

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Attention: CLOWNS ARE NO LONGER SCARY. It's gone full circle and now they're just back to being clowns. Time to find another horror cliche…

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) May 23, 2016

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I still haven't recovered from the time I was go-go dancing at Pieces and the DJ played a techno remix of THE GOLDEN GIRLS theme

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) May 21, 2016

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Hole pic.twitter.com/SVaHhbbw6L

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) May 20, 2016

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OMG I loved the film HIGH RISE so much!

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) May 18, 2016

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NIGHT GALLERY, season 2, episode "Tell David," 1971 pic.twitter.com/57ZozZSJHi

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) May 16, 2016

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Imodium® AD will soon require an ID to purchase? There's drugs in it? Gonna buy a case at CVS, party at my house let's get HIIIIIIIIIGGHH…

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) May 11, 2016

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I can't believe gas has gone up to $2.23 a gallon. This is an outrage!

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) May 10, 2016

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TBT: NYC, 1998… pic.twitter.com/c23qobgFNA

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) May 5, 2016

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Carly Fiorina is the most underrated female comedian of our time.

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) May 4, 2016

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TBT: 80's art school weirdness. Pics of myself for some project at UNT, Denton, Texas, 1988. It all makes sense. pic.twitter.com/mZgNydBix5

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) April 29, 2016

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TBT: My art school past, UNT, Denton, TX, 1988. 16"x20" color prints of condoms, shit & assaulted bears. Of course! pic.twitter.com/lbx0tqaaZN

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) April 29, 2016

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TBT: My art school past, UNT, Denton, TX, 1988. I beat Mike Kelly by several years (by accident of course) pic.twitter.com/JVSbR4eE1N

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) April 29, 2016

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Ted Cruz is a middle-aged power bottom in control-top panties

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) April 25, 2016

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Everyone's sharing Prince stories, so here's mine… pic.twitter.com/rMxQyl2Dgy

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) April 22, 2016

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Remembering Prince: Friends, Acquaintances & Fans Share Their Stories of the Purple One https://t.co/JoICOTttk7

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) April 23, 2016

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Every psychopath in town is at my polling station. And there's free cake.

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) April 19, 2016

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I still haven't recovered from Jandek revealing himself

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) April 4, 2016

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I finally saw Neil Hamburger's ENTERTAINMENT (dir: Rick Alverson, 2015) pic.twitter.com/GwGLMq9hiM

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) April 3, 2016

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This time of year, should I wear a white or beige straight-jacket to brunch? It's a fancy restaurant

— Mark Allen (@_MarkAllen) April 3, 2016

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